If your favorite color is orange…🥰🥰 🍊
You are the most disgusting person Ive ever met. You are truly the scum of the earth. If I ask you what your favorite color is and you say “oh it’s orange”… no it isn’t. Either you’re lying to me or you don’t deserve rights. My first instinct upon hearing you like orange would be to, naturally, kick you as hard as I physically can, but at the same time I think that deep down all people who like the color orange are masochists. Why else would you choose such a nasty color to be your favorite? You like the hate you get. I refuse to believe that there are people in this world who like this repulsive mix of yellow and red. It’s literally a over saturated lighter shade of shit brown, which by the way is still a better color than orange. I think we as a society should ban orange as color. And don’t even get me started on how bad orange as a food/ flavoring tastes. Oranges? Listen if I wanted to get sticky, I’d go on Grindr. Orange juice? Mmm, love me some fresh fucking battery acid first thing in the morning. Orange candy? Better savor the taste while you can because after eating this shitty excuse of a candy you won’t be able to taste anything ever again. Orange is legit the fucking worst thing to happen to this universe since humans. If you’re reading this and you like orange, fuck you. Kindly block me so I don’t catch your disease. Did you know one of the symptoms of covid is lack of taste? Of course you did, you like orange. Pathetic.
