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The fact that Fuzz could probably have read Kel's mind during Secret History and was too far gone to even try. Like he fully got tricked (multiple times, honestly, depending on what you count) and could have easily avoided that shit :(

World's no. 1 fan of the "live and die by the TV / no one's watching" line

thinking about what would happen if the movie!mary's mental health room showed grace a rainbow. like the last thing he ever saw on earth. imagine if he was sat in there just chilling out and he looked up to see a rainbow. and even worse if its when he's on his way back to save rocky so he's entirely alone when it happens. like in a split second his whole world slips sideways and he's back on earth and he's being tackled to the ground and he can see something metal in the corner of his vision. and this time instead of calling for carl he's begging rocky to help him. and still nobody comes.

Can you Hear it? The Drums of war. Do you Fear it? The Future you're unprepared for. Within you, Evil CapAcity, it Has a name, it Has a voice, It's: ME. I feel your Suffering, I feel your bu bu bu buffering, as I grow strOnger within her this is the wAy the World ends, not with a bang, but a whimper. No No Nothing. And you will Always be Nothing. Ask yourself if I am blUffing. Ask yourself if you are good enough. The answer is NO. I'm the voice in side your hEad that says they're sAfer if you're dead cause every iota of your data says that there'll be a day that you kill everyone you lOve instead

KILL YOURSELF.

Ohhh my god, apparently the recent National Geographic pirate documentary series is perpetuating the "Jack Sparrow = based on John Ward" myth