#opencarrytheseguns

self care today is getting an oil change, journaling and being really disrespectful to my backpack (the dealership got new chairs and i'm not that shitty of a person - jk i am i just feel benevolent rn) you'd think i suck more dick with how my knees look but you would be wrong brenda, not in years! #haightashbury socks for life tho. #legsanddisrespect #disrespectfullegs #casualdisrespect #casuallydisrespectful #artphotography #photoseries #performanceart #houston #legday #opencarrytheseguns #legsfordays #platformshoes #platformboots (at Spring Branch Honda)

i have to say @drew_spencer_images really captured my best side at #bushfest2017 on saturday! 💅 #legdayerryday #stockinggamestrong #opencarrytheseguns #yallsmcm #legstagram #comedysocks #latergram (at Walter's Downtown)

still not sure how i feel about the #redfishnet but for $1.99 i can afford to be ambivalent about it at least #latergram #legsanddisrespect #disrespectfullegs #performanceart #artphotography #photoseries #casualdisrespect #casuallydisrespectful #carpetgamestrong #legwarmerlife #alienshoes #legday #opencarrytheseguns

another day another #legsanddisrespect #disrespectfullegs #casualdisrespect #casuallydisrespectful #performanceart #artphotography #pantsornopants #latergram #comedysocks #legwarmerlife #alienshoes #legday #opencarrytheseguns (at Crescent Moon Restaurant & Live Entertainment)

it's amer-i-CAN not amer-i-CAN'T y'all #ootd #comedysocks @darwinspub_houston #openmic #comedy #houston #legday #wcw #humpday #opencarrytheseguns #murica (at Darwin's Pub)