#comedysocks

saw these at a truck stop otw to san antonio and did NOT buy bc the fabric was satin-y and terrible for socks and some poor child did not get paid enough to make them. (but lezbereal: i wear a size 11 in women's so i am not "most"-sized anyway lol.) once again capitalism ruins everything but without it we would have no 🌈💩 socks at all and idk if i want to live in that world. so idk. 😭💸💩 #somanyfeelings #rainbowpoop #uncollectedsocks #comedysocks #terriblefabric #fuckcapitalism #pleaseexcusemygiantfeet

only took 6mos to finally be cool enough to be in the @secretgrouphtx green room. thanks @fullabritt for letting me host #sellyourbodyshow last night! shit got awesomely weird af. 💜 #selfiesaturday #selfiesaturday #obligatorygreenroomselfie @caticomedy #comeandtakeit #houston #comedy #latergram #comedysocks #legdayerryday (at The Secret Group)

i have to say @drew_spencer_images really captured my best side at #bushfest2017 on saturday! 💅 #legdayerryday #stockinggamestrong #opencarrytheseguns #yallsmcm #legstagram #comedysocks #latergram (at Walter's Downtown)

can you tell one wound up in the wrong load? 😩 #laundryproblems #comedysocks #hidingmymutanttoes #pleaseexcusemygiantfeet #legwarmerlife

festive amirite 🍀 #stpatricksday #greenaf #comedysocks #stockinggamestrong #festiveasiwannabe (at The Secret Group)

on wednesdays we #wearred 💅 #legsanddisrespect #disrespectfullegs #artphotography #photoseries #comedysocks #internationalwomensday #wearredforwomen #modernmisogyny #feministbookclub #youcantsitwithus #usbeingme #youcantsitwithme (at LSC-CyFair Branch Library)

#basicaf last night tho #heauxclothes #lumberslut #comedysocks #blackonblack #latergram (at Guava Lamp)

totally forgot i contributed to the #legsanddisrespect #artproject last week. it's been quite a dry spell. #disrespectfullegs #casuallydisrespectful #casualdisrespect #legday #performanceart #artphotography #sartorialsatire #comedysocks #latergram (at Darwin's Pub)