#open weapon

Subject LAUGHING DEATH is a pistol-sized firearm-morphic organic lifeform found in what is believed to be one of the areas where the [REDACTED] Wars intersect to our existence. Subject is believed to be part of a mass-produced range of guns, as its genetic composition bears teltale sequences similar to Subjects [REDACTED] which are also 96% likely to be linked to such a war

Subject is a firearm that consumes organic material and metallic tissues to produce strains of organic ordinance, to be fired and used for termination of living organisms.

NOTATION TO G.U.F.F. STAFF: Subject is to only be fed through proxy means such as mechanical arms. G.U.F.F. will not be held responsible for loss of digits or limbs.

At regular intervals, subject is to be fed only three-fourths nonsentient animal protein and one fourth metallic substances. Variations in diet must be approved by the G.U.F.F. for the purposes of testing. DO NOT LET IT CONSUME FLESH BELONGING TO SENTIENT OR ANOMALOUS ORGANISMS. TESTING ON SUCH IS SEVERELY RESTRICTED.

Subject is also to be regularly tested at least once a week on G.U.F.F.-approved anomalous firing range. Subject’s ballistics must be observed for variations in composition and effects due to diet. Human substitutes will be provided for these tests.

END NOTATION

Subject is notable for its wid variety of producable “ammunition”, its cartilaginous composition seeming to be able to stretch to [REDACTED] times its size to contain its ammunition. Tests are to be released, eventually.

 Subject’s intelligence is minimal, though it is reported to produce a sound that members of the organization analogize to “laughter” when entities around it are injured or when it is fed.

SO YEAH, always gotta have a horrible organic gun in one’s anomalous crud collection! I’m proud of the design I made, tho less so of the actual concept.

Do I overdo the idea of weapons-with-lots-of-variation? Like, legit, I’m curious, because it is a fav trope but I do worry I overdo it.

And, as with all of my G.U.F.F. stuff, this entry is free to use as you see fit under a CC-BY-Vanilla license so long as I; Thomas F. Johnson, am credited as their creator!

The Singularity Wand is exactly what it sounds like, A simple wand holding a singularity. Which causes things to... “center” themeselves around it for lack of a better term, at the user’s bidding; orbiting them like a solar system.

One could use this as a simple weapon with the rotating objects, but the more refined user will notice how said objects seem to systematize and increase in complexity as they rotate and work in harmony; as if they were being rebuilt to the music of the spheres.

Of course, this does nothing to help quell the gargantuan ego of the wand’s personality, who is aristocratic; snobbish and domineering to a T, wanting any user to “rule over their kingdoms as if they were true kings!”

Think Jim Sterling’s “Duke Amiel Du H’ardcore” for an idea of that; though they are actually immensely intelligent despite their obnoxious pretention; which can be worked around by the canny user. Just never try to use them against the Antidisestablishmentarianists, or it will probably end very; very badly...

As per usual, they are free to use as you see fit under a CC-BY-Vanilla license so long as I; Thomas F. Johnson, am credited as their creator!