#open kyle

"So, is this too soon? I mean, I figured there would be like two dates, flirting texts before the sex, yet we skipped all that and went straight to messing up the bed sheets. Did I do something right?" Kyle asked.

"She broke up with you, wait...did you call your dick a lightsaber again?" Kyle said as he stopped pouring a customer's drink and looked at his coworker. "Dude, you gotta stop making Star Wars references during sex; that's like a huge turn off for girls who aren't fans of Star Wars; that would be like me making Fast and Furious references during sex; I doubt any girl I'm with would get the references or appreciate that I'm talking movies in bed" he added as he went back to serving the customer their drink.

Kyle was shocked to see the other and he cursed himself when the girl came into his bar. “Okay so this is...awkward to say the least” Kyle said when she sat down with a devious grin on her face which kind of scared him. “So, we hooked up, had a few beers, and had sex, and I chickened out and ran off, I will have no doubts that it kind of makes me an asshole, anything I can do to fix this and this is not me trying to forget it happen just me trying to say I own that I’m an asshole and that was an asshole move” 

"Figured you'd be out draining some poor bastard of their soul," Kyle stated. But he accepted the beer, pushed the door open, and let her in. "Guess the movie is gonna have to wait, and I just put popcorn in the microwave, oh well."

Kyle was walking Emma out as he pointed to his friend. "Next time I'll make sure I lock that asshole out when we decide to wreck the bedroom," Kyle said in a teasing manner. After Emma left, Kyle turned to his friend. "Dude! Don't you know how to knock? I was deep in that!?"

"Wait, she said she was having intense sex, with her lawyer? Dude, that's fucked. I say you hook up with one of her friends to get even, if there's one thing women don't like, it's getting one uped in the game of cheating, and then you divorce her and leave her with a bad taste in her mouth," Kyle said as their friend agreed with him.

Kyle couldn't believe he was in this situation, that's what you get when you listen to one of your dumbass friends. "Look I'm sorry, but I...I thought you were a hooker and I didn't have cash to pay, that's my fault because I let my friend talk me into ditching, I know that's not an explanation but it's the truth," Kyle apologized.

Kyle was walking home from the bar after closing early and that's when he got a call from his friend, she sounded on the verge of tears. "Hey, is everything okay?" Kyle asked as he listened. She had been stood up on a date and was alone, this sort of pissed him off, because they had been friends since they were kids and the fact that someone ghosted her annoyed the hell out of him. "Stay there, I'll be your date tonight, tomorrow we can think of ways to get that punk back, I'm on my way"