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Instead of dinner alone, I decided swimming would be appropriate, an activity less formal and more fitting for friends. I enjoyed it. ^^ (as well as my retainers, they followed and participated from afar.)

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“I don’t care what time is in New York, when I ask you to do something, I expect it done.” Lottie speaks into her phone in that lilting cadence she’s adopted since leaving this ghost town the first time, the only sign of her annoyance the tiny pucker between her brows. “Well then wake them up.” She closes her eyes, tapping her ring against her glass of shitty gin – god she forgot all anyone drinks around here is whiskey or fucking moonshine. What a goddamn cliché. Lottie sighs, glancing back at the lights of the bar she's walked far enough away from as to not be overheard. “I’m hanging up now, you have until 6am my time.” She misses the drama of being able to slam a flip phone shut – fuck, now she was getting nostalgic for high school? She downs the rest of her cocktail and walks back to the bar.

“Sorry,” she’s not, but that dazzling smile is distracting enough to be convincing. Flagging down the bartender, her attention returns. “What were you saying?”

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With a swish of his wand, the empty shelves of the store instantly filled with endless rows of the Delightful Dementors product line he’d invented in the wake of the Wizengamot’s recent announcement. Posters unravelled from the lofty store windows, highlighting the new toys and trinkets, each one more comically absurd than the last :

DEMENTOADS — watch as your new frog friend turns into the prince of your nightmares with just one kiss ! DEMENTOR DUNG — a new version of our classic Demon Dung, these fireworks set off with a loud smooch and our most powerful stench to date ! KISS FROM NO-NOSE — let them give you a little peck and watch them grow a nose ! varieties include: sneezing sniffers, playful proboscises, and the ultra-rare snoring snout !

It was laughter people needed nowadays and so, with great satisfaction, he watched as the morning crowd entered the store rampant with excitement, and bellowed for anyone along Diagon Alley to hear, “Grow your own Dementor today! Kiss from No-Nose, just three Galleons!”