#op fankids

This is the silliest au idea that has ever consumed me. ZoLuNa Timeskip Baby, Merry Bele (no surname, they couldn't agree).

Sora is definitely Zoro's little mini me. She follows him everywhere, shes got his exact personality. If it werent for her swirly eyebrows, Sanji would think Zoro cloned himself. If Luffy has a kid then of course Sora is their best friend and the two are inseparable. The four aren't allowed to go off on their own after an unfortunate incident that involved some Navy recruits getting their asses kicked by kids while Luffy and Zoro laughed. They definitely framed baby's first wanted posters.

Jinbei is trying to do his best, suddenly the father of two cloned tweens. He particularly struggles with the right way to parent Cleo because what does he know about raising little humans? He barely knows how to raise little fishmen. The only reason he thinks he's doing so well with Shark is because they're literally clones. Luckily, he has the rest of the crew to help him, particularly Robin and Nami.

Luffy is just absolutely obsessed with her. If she's not actively being fed, then Luffy's holding her. He shows her every part of the Sunny, they sit on the figurehead together, she takes most of her naps on his chest. He thinks she's just the coolest thing ever. Shows her off like a shiny bug every time he introduces her to someone. He doesn't get it when other people don't think she's as cool as he does while she drools on them. Except Sabo, Sabo is just as obsessed. Koala would prefer to be an aunt from a distance, please and thank you.

I think Nami would struggle a bit those first few months between post partum and body issues. Especially since it seems like Luffy took to it so quickly, and does her baby even like her or is she just a source of food? That changes when Ruby starts moving around and becomes a Nami-seeking missle. She's always clinging to her legs and asking her questions about everything. She loves Nami's personal space, she's a full velcro kid.

•at first, Cleo has a massive crush on Luffy. It makes him a little uncomfortable, but eventually it settles down and she just views him as her weird uncle. It seems most of that energy goes to turning Ruby into her personal baby doll.

•Shark is the responsible one of the older kids. Cleo and Thomsaine are about as feral as the younger kids. He's particularly close to Jakob because of this.

•Jakob is the only one of them with any survival instant, but because he's the youngest, most of the other kids just tease him as a crybaby. 9/10 he was right.

•Ruby is obsessed with Sea Beasts and Kings of all varieties. She likes to play a game with Luffy and Zoro to see if she can guess where one will pop up and they'll attack it.

•Sanji tried to dress Sora up in cute matching dresses with Kuina but hers always come back stained and ripped.

•Shark and Thomsaine start a book club. The other kids aren't interested, but Robin, Usopp and Jinbei are happy to participate.

•Yaz is the little shipwright's apprentice. She's always trailing after Franky and Usopp as they make their repairs.

•Chopper becomes a freak about stocking contraceptives after dealing with back to back unplanned pregnancies of Luffy/Nami and Zoro/Sanji. He's had enough of the miracle of life, thank you. Please stop making him deliver babies, he's much more comfortable with mortal injuries.

•Ruby and Sora are the first to get bounties, something that lands both Luffy and Zoro in the doghouse for weeks.

•Most of Kuina's frilly dresses come from Reiju. She and Zoro have an understanding that he'll kill Judge on sight if he ever comes near the twins. Sanji knows about this, despite both of them thinking he doesn't.

•Zoro nearly killed Sanji when he revealed he was a quadruplet after Zoro was already pregnant. They were both very relieved to only have two.

•Nami and Luffy refuse to define their relationship beyond navigator and captain, so the rest of the crew just starts referring to them as the other's "co-parent". They accept this with mild grumbling.

•Ruby refuses to sleep in a crib for the first six months of her life. Zoro says it's because Luffy spoiled her, and Luffy doesn't understand how you spoil a baby. Zoro really has egg on his face when the twins are born and he's as bad as Luffy with always carrying his babies around.

•Franky/Robin met and adopted Thomsaine during the months Nami was recovering from having Ruby with the Revs.

•Dragon and Luffy have zero idea how to communicate with each other, so they mostly just discuss Thomsaine and Ruby when they see each other. Iva always gives him a hard time about being a Grandpa whenever Sabo comes back from a visit with Luffy.

Usopp love his family. He loves being a father and being a family man, but his heart still calls for the sea. He refuses to give in though, because he won't abandon his family like Yasopp. Syrup Village makes the decision for him, as having such a notorious pirate living there is drawing more attention than the village would like. They nicely (definitely no pitch forks involved) ask him to leave.