[for the pairing thing] Huntress/Sportsmaster
Send me a ship and I’ll tell you:
who the fuck put the peeps in the microwave
Crusher. Because he could.
who forgot to put the cat outside before sex
Crusher, he likes to pretend Paula’s cats don’t even exist.
who posts vines of the other doing embarrassing shit
Crusher tries to use Vine, but he really sucks at it. He usually tries to record Paula having a temper tantrum and screaming at everyone, before she starts throwing shit at him.
who breaks the most phones
Paula. When she’s angry, she destroys anything in her general vicinity.
which one I could see as being lactose intollerant
UM. CRUSHER? I DON’T KNOW THIS QUESTION IS STILL HARD FOR ME TO ANSWER.
who thinks they can do something really well even though they can’t
Paula thinks she can sing. Crusher doesn’t have the heart [or the balls] to tell her otherwise. Crusher believes himself to be a master of the grill. The fact that every grill they’ve owned ends up in flames doesn’t seem to bother him.
who is more likely to get kicked out of the bed
Crusher. If you think you try to get Paula out of bed before she’s ready, she’ll scratch your eyes out.
who uses the computer most
They use it pretty evenly. Crusher to watch games on demand, while Paula does shopping online.