Dec 29, 2014
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[text] Do you ever get bored with fighting the super senior center?
[text] Honestly, just let me take care of that problem for you
[text] You ever considered replacing the glass eye with a cybernetic one?
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[text] Do you ever get bored with fighting the super senior center?
[text] Honestly, just let me take care of that problem for you
[text] You ever considered replacing the glass eye with a cybernetic one?
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Put ¥ in my ask and my muse will rate your muse on:
Looks: 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | 10Personality: 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | 10Attraction: 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | 10Would they date them: yes | noFavorite thing about them: her unique form of stubbornness.Least favorite thing about them: her take on the English language
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Send me ┼ for my muse's reaction to walking in on your muse
12. Kissing someone
"I will...come back...later..." he spoke slowly, not wanting to intrude on Artemis and her guest's moment, starting to back out of the door, before re-entering the room, raising an inquisitive hand and adding, "Unless this is one of those occasions where you require a third individual?"
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Send me a ☣ and my muse will say something about yours they'd never usually say out loud.
"In all honesty, I have no quarrel with her hair length. You could even say that I find it pleasantly fitting."
[for the pairing thing] Huntress/Sportsmaster
Send me a ship and I’ll tell you:
who the fuck put the peeps in the microwave
Crusher. Because he could.
who forgot to put the cat outside before sex
Crusher, he likes to pretend Paula’s cats don’t even exist.
who posts vines of the other doing embarrassing shit
Crusher tries to use Vine, but he really sucks at it. He usually tries to record Paula having a temper tantrum and screaming at everyone, before she starts throwing shit at him.
who breaks the most phones
Paula. When she’s angry, she destroys anything in her general vicinity.
who dies first
Crusher. :c
which one I could see as being lactose intollerant
UM. CRUSHER? I DON’T KNOW THIS QUESTION IS STILL HARD FOR ME TO ANSWER.
who thinks they can do something really well even though they can’t
Paula thinks she can sing. Crusher doesn’t have the heart [or the balls] to tell her otherwise. Crusher believes himself to be a master of the grill. The fact that every grill they’ve owned ends up in flames doesn’t seem to bother him.
who is more likely to get kicked out of the bed
Crusher. If you think you try to get Paula out of bed before she’s ready, she’ll scratch your eyes out.
who uses the computer most
They use it pretty evenly. Crusher to watch games on demand, while Paula does shopping online.
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Just fear me, love me - do as I say and I will be your slave'
ＬＡＢＹＲＩＮＴＨ → the sentence meme
"…for someone who wears a collar, you do not seem to have much of a grasp on how slavery works."
"Uranus called and said I’m huge and in the way.”
"No one likes a smartass. Especially an elderly one."
Grill me a cheese.
Archer sentence meme
"...I am inclined to assume this is one of those situations where if I decline I will find it coming back to haunt me in ways where I end up cursing myself for not simply performing the action of grilling you a cheese when I had the chance?" he inquired, before sighing, "Whilst I cannot know for sure...I cannot afford to take that risk. Which type of cheese did you have in mind?"