#only run

With the E4 cleared, Kanto is ready to be challenged.

and challenge we did. 

Next up on this hitlist are the box legends. 

You deserve this for the high encounter rate in your stupid cave lugia

and now for Ho-oh- oh wait a sec

you’re safe for now, ho-oh

Well now’s as good a time as any to go fight Red.

I stumbled through this cave in the dark to get here

it’s finally happening

no punches pulled here 

---and 3 x-specials and an x-speed later---

And that’s all of pokemon crystal cleared by a single Ledyba. 

Credits

I’ve never used a ledyba, so now I’m only using ledyba.

I am good at names.

[spongebob X hours later card thing here]

I’m a better flying type trainer than Faulkner.

Comet punch actually hits harder than expected and Elytra is usually able to at least kill most things in two hits. One day I’m gonna have to fight a rock and it isn’t gonna go great. 

I SURE HOPE NO GHOSTS SHOW UP IN ANY MANDATORY FIGHTS OR ANYTHING HAHA

Elm was so impressed with my Togepi he gave me a rock that keeps me from having to reset the save state every time i accidentally evolve into Ledian. 

Fortunately for me, rocks won’t learn how to be sneaky until Gen IV, so I was able to maneuver through Union Cave without Geodude hitting me over the head, killing me instantly. I grabbed Swift while I was at it, which is very thematic for Ledyba.

we’ll see

I’m better at bugs than you bugsy

ok i was kinda counting on a TM from Goldenrod to let me hit ghosts, so the rival’s gastly really throws a wrench into my normal-typed gears.

Thankfully, Elytra is able to scream very loudly, which Gastly just did not like at all.

moments later

armed with the full might of the PlayStation Network™ Elytra was able to dispatch our short-panted assailant. 

now on to whitney, and her friend: the cow