Feb 9
Random thought - what if the Oni reproduce asexually through like a chest burster method/that one scene from Alien?
What if instead of hatching Garmadon and Wu out of Eggs, the FSM was dealing with a wailing newborn (and later toddler) and a giant hole in his abdomen, caused by his spontaneous children?
What if FSM forgot to explain this to his kids and then after he's dead and Garmadon runs off with Chen, Wu wakes up one day with horrible stomach pains and hours later baby Morro rips out of him because he was missing his family and his body needed to compensate?
(given that Misako exists Lloyd was likely born the human way)
#Garm definitely gets a letter from wu in that second paragraph scene that just says “help”#Chen totally gives Garm the go ahead to head home for a visit because he wants to know what the heck happened to prompt the letter#Garm gets back to find his brother unable to move with a screaming baby#“Where in father's name did you get a baby?!”#“He's mine. Pls do not swear infront of your nephew brother.”#“Yours how could he be yours?!And why do you look like you've nearly been ripped in half?!”#“I don't know *sobs* it's just what needed to happen...it was awful...it's still awful...i'm so tired...”#lego ninjago#ninjago#ninjago garmadon#ninjago headcanons#young garmadon#young wu#morro wu#ninjago morro#alien references#oni headcanons#wu ninjago#I don't know what's wrong with me#Oni Wu
