#onedirectionincorrectquotes

Niall: Ah, yes. Here we have a beautiful couple... Liam: I really care about your feelings! Zayn: I really care about YOUR feelings! Niall, turning their head: ...and then there's the disaster couple... Louis: YOU NEED TO PAY MORE ATTENTION TO ME INSTEAD OF BEING AT THE HOSPITAL! Harry: I WOULDN'T HAVE TO SPEND SO MUCH TIME AT THE HOSPITAL IF YOU STOPPED INSISTING ON FIGHTING EVERYONE WHO COMES WITHIN A FIVE FOOT RADIUS OF YOU!

Liam: ok Louis, the first thing we need to discuss is your sleeping problem. Louis: What sleeping problem? I don't sleep. Harry: We know, that's the problem!

Niall: I think it’s time I get my life in order. Harry, narrating: But he did not get his life in order. In fact, he got drunk last night and fought a raccoon.

Louis: Uh, I think I got your lunch. *Holds up a note that reads: ‘I am very proud of you. Love, Liam’* Niall: Oh yeah. I didn’t think this was for me. *Holds up a note that reads: ‘Be good. For the love of God, Please be good.’*

Harry: Why do you act like we’re three year olds? Liam, exasperated: WHY?!? Liam points at Louis: YOU TRIED TO HYJACK A CAR! Liam points at Zayn: YOU NEARLY JUMPED 20 FEET OFF A CARPARK! Liam points at Niall: AND YOU ATE MULTIPLE DRIED DRIED LEAVES AND ROCKS OFF THE GROUND! Liam: AND YOU ASK ME WHY????

Niall: Louis, when’s your birthday? Louis: Why? So you can look up my natal chart? So you can figure out my weaknesses? So you can destroy me? Niall: …So I know when to wish you a happy birthday.