“Excuse me?” Diego said. “No. That’s worse than people thinking I’m with Klaus.”

Five looked up at him slowly. “You realize you don’t actually have to be with Luther, right? Just lie.”

Diego squinted up at Luther. “I would never date you. Not even if we weren’t brothers.”

“Uh…” Luther said. “Okay. I wasn’t under the impression that you would.”

“Sometimes I wonder if Dad ordered us from least to most intelligent,” Five sighed.

“So Ben and Vanya are smarter than you, is what you’re saying,” Diego retorted.

Five went quiet. “Shut up and focus.”

It would be a DRAMA! The fighting between these three boys, all three of them determined to prove they are the father. Jim was the first to cum in you, Duncan’s the one who’s done it the most often, Michael’s the damn Antichrist - he could snap his fingers and get you pregnant for God’s sake! Each of them try to outdo each other on who would be the better father and things get ugly, Duncan’s been in prison, Jim’s substance abuse gets DRAGGED for a whole season till he decks Michael. You have to hold the Antichrist back from incinerating poor Jim on the spot while Duncan roots on the fighting. You point out that the child could be another Antichrist and that shuts Michael up for good.  

DNA tests would be the only way to know for certain who is the daddy! It’s bigger than Drag Race, Breaking Bad and the finale of Lost! EVERYONE is watching with baited breath!!! 🙈😂