Sep 3, 2024
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senor cardgage voice: "oh, uh... happy birthaversery, San Franzferdinand"
Thank you for the melted candy bar!
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Here's a random idea I had: cheesemakers largely use kobolds to guard the caves where they age their products. Not only are they better adapted for a cave environment, there's no danger of them stealing or eating the cheese because kobolds are lactose intolerant (can't really raise cattle underground so they never developed a taste for dairy).
"But is he not concerned of dragons? I hear that they go where kobolds are, and vice versa. A cave as well, that's just asking for trouble."
"Oh, I wouldn't worry about a new dragon showing up - or at least for the kobolds defecting."
"No? Surely they would immediately discard his entire inventory if the dragon so much as wished to stretch a toe into the aging-chambers?"
"...well. Suffice to say, our dear cheesemonger likes his tea hot and owns neither kettle nor range. It would take more than just a dragon's arrival to sway the kobolds."
Hey there! Just stumbled across your blog and it reminded me of something I was thinking about a long time ago: I've always been fascinated by odd kinks/fetishes, even ones I don't care for; it's fun to learn about what is so appealing about particular fetishes, or how people discover them. One reoccurring trait I found is that a lot of them seem to be related to gags and tropes often seen in kid's cartoons- inflation, tickling, being swallowed alive... i've even seen fetish art focusing on characters with hearts beating out of their chests Tex Avery style. your "drain" kink with characters getting sucked down drains is something I've often wondered if anyone had, but never saw examples of until now (never went looking for it). So I'd like to ask, what is it about drains you enjoy, and when did you first see someone get sucked down a drain?
I'm glad to see my fascination be fascinating in return!
Think you hit the nail on the head as for the origin - plenty of cartoons with drain-y scenes. But in particular it sort of intersected with my love of alligators & crocodiles. My love of those scalie beasts crossed paths into the myths of sewer gators and thus led to scenes of little alligators being flushed away. Perhaps that's what really cemented it? And now I see myself as that beast in the bowl!
As for the enjoyment, there's a lot of angles to it! Embarrassment perhaps is chief there - it's definitely a low point to be swimming in the toilet and sent down the drain! And the natural cartoony-ness of it helps with that, methinks. You're always told you can't go down the drain, and then woops! Pop goes the plug or down goes the handle and woosh! Into the pipes!
But then that can evolve into almost a taboo? Like... it's of course so ridiculous to want to go down the drain. Yet I really do.... But being honest about that want is a kind of catharsis in itself, really. "Yes, I am a drainslut, thanks for noticing!"
But that can also lead to a domination-submission aspect, too. Being put in my place, affirming my role, while the other person holds absolute control. Perhaps mix in a bit of bullying or teasing to really hammer it in. Get me flushed before I'm flushed, if you follow!
I know this is a lot of words, but it is something I've thought on a bit, and hope you enjoy the insight ^^.
check out this fantastic commission I got from @omnybus! The character is my own, a JJBA OC called California Planter with her stand: My Chemical Romance!
Honest question: why is using w-ndigos and other native folklore creatures in fantasy settings inappropriate, but other folklore creatures like fairies, vampires, and yokai are fine? I mean none of them are real, so what's the big deal?
NO NO ITS A GOOD QUESTION, THE QUICK ANSWER IS “THEY’VE ASKED US NOT TO” BUT HERES A BARE BONES SUMMARY AS TO WHY:
1) THE LEGACY OF COLONIALISM. HISTORICALLY COLONIZERS WOULD CO-OPT AND MISREPRESENT NATIVE FOLKLORE AS OOKY SPOOKY SAVAGE MAGIC TO DEMEAN THEIR CULTURE AND JUSTIFY MANIFEST DESTINY. USING FIGURES FROM THEIR RELIGION IN FICTION CONTRIBUTES TO THEIR ONGOING OPPRESSION.
2) RELIGIOUS REASONS. ITS NOT MY PLACE TO GO INTO SPECIFICS, BUT THESE THINGS AND THE STORIES ABOUT THEM ARE SACRED IN A WAY SPECIFIC TO THEIR RESPECTIVE CULTURES. THEY’RE NOT BOOGEYMEN, OR STORIES YOU TELL TO NAUGHTY CHILDREN, THEY’RE A MUCH MORE SERIOUS TOPIC RELIGIOUSLY, AND NOT THE SORT OF THING OUTSIDERS CAN MUCK ABOUT WITH.
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If Mechagodzilla is indeed in Godzilla vs. Kong, I hope the song "Monkey Vs. Robot" by James Kochalka Superstar will suddenly surge in popularity
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Is there any distinction between a Dracula and a vampire, in your opinion?
Dracula (proper noun) is a vampire
but not all draculas (common noun) are vampires