The Dame's Drains

H-hey wait a minute, zhis waterslide looks like... W-what are you doing? No no no no d-don't-!!!

H-hey wait a minute, zhis waterslide looks like... W-what are you doing? No no no no d-don't-!!!

Red in the face and trembling in the hands, you place your wedding dress in the toilet.

As you pull the handle, the hems of the dress bunch up in the hole, pulling the dress right down with it in a beautiful swirl...

Before you know it, your $2,000 dress has been sentenced to a watery grave. And you can't help but yelp from the pleasure.

So you flush your corset. Your bra. Your slips. And your underwear. And whatever's on your pants. Anything you're wearing, you flush away until you're completely naked.

As you emerge from the bathroom, you see your new spouse as well, completely in the nude, possibly having flushed their attire as well.