#omfreakinggod

Me:

Episode 1 of season 2: Yay Will is oka- oh shiz bro did he get drugs or something? Where'd that spoopy storm come from yo!

Episode 2 of season 2(if my memory is working right): Oh great new characters a boy and a girl! Max is OBVIOUSLY MadMax my dear sons. *Dustin pulls out letter n reads it* CALLED IT! *COUGH COUGH* HOLY JIMMY CRICKETS! ELEVEN IS ALIVE!?! Aw she got poof hair so coot. :D

Episode 3 of season 2(I've seen too many episodes in one night I forgot how each went): Oh so that's how Eleven got back n is alive! Oh boi, mah boys r going trick or treati- Will oh mah lord son run! JUST. RUN. SON. Fuq another episode mah boi Will? Oh good Mike is taking him home good good.

Episode 4 of season 2: DUSTIN YOU HAD ONE JOB MY CHILD! ONE. JOB! YA DUN SCREWED UP SON NOW WE GOT ANOTHER DEMAGORGON! *SLOW LOUD CLAPPING* CONGRATS YALL GUNNA DIE! :D HOPPER OMG YOUR GONNA DIE MAN! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!

Episode 5 of season 2: HOW IS HOPPER ALIVE AND OMG WTFUDGE IS HAPPENIN- WILL MY SON NO! HE HURT OH MAH GAWD YALL NEED TO STOP BURNING THE NASTY STUFF SO U DON'T KILL MAH BOI! :0

Episode 6 of season 2: OH NU WILL MAH BOI HE IN LE HOSPITAL! :0 Oh hey Steve n Dusty r kinda like bros now dis is nice! :D OH FRICK! STEVE THERE MORE THAN ONE DEMAGORGON BOY! GET OUTTA THERE BOI!!! Oh SHIZ IT'S A TRAP RUN YA FOOLS! RUUUUUUN! *Traumatized by the dozens of DEMAGORGONS attacking the scientist peeps with flame throwers* ...Welp I'm gonna have bad dreams! :'D

Black Sails anon, where are you?