Apr 29, 2018
@oloves ! c.
❛ fan’a mouthfuls, are we ? well good thing this burger’s a BIG ONE. and so am i. ❜
he raises the plate as if to inspect the monstrosity sitting upon it. it takes all he has in him not to LAUGH as he lists the ingredients.
❛ we got a SECRET RECIPE here, but since your pretty ass wants to know, i got you. what we got here is a nice, uh, SEASONED patty. mayo, cheese, lettuce, tomato, onion, pickles, ketchup, mustard, THE WORKS. but the secret is in the RICH combination of chocolate and parmesan cheese - mixed with a little DELUXE salmon puree... ONLY THE FUCKIN’ FINEST ! ❜
