#ollar

The second one I actually designed for me bucko @shsl-gay-nurse go check faer out

- This teacher was talking about a drink and just kinda said "if this was bleach I'd drink it quicker" and everyone was slightly concerned. - There's this guy who's obsessed with Greek mythology, and so in class today, this girl asked (jokingly) if he owns a toga. He then claimed to actually own a toga. - We had our English lesson outside, and the teacher kept on rambling on about how we're all lacking in a little vitamin d, and that she's giving us all the vitamin d. - This girl was talking about how she was playing piano in a room on her own (in the music block) when this random middle-aged woman came in, said "this is my jAM" and left. - These two girls have been giving each of their teachers different accents for their names, and they won't stop saying them. Like everyone'll be working in silence, and you'll hear an english teacher's name in a Scottish accent, or a music teachers name in an Indian accent from across the room. - A few years ago on Britain's Got Talent, there was a woman who played the keyboard and sang about crumble. This guy decided to replace the lyrics with: "Everybody's cooking in the oven, And I'm good at cooking someone, In fact everyone's in the oven right now, Would you like some". And finally, "I spelt dollar wrongs whoops" "Without the r?" "No, without the d" - M and O 21/03/17

Unusual style inspiration x.