#oldza

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Phil: You’re talking directly to the admin, *laughs* you’re looking right at this dude’s face—

Wilbur, denying everything: I don’t know what you’re talking about, Phil, you are old and your eyes are failing you, it’s okay.

Phil: I hate you.

Fundy: Oh my god. Oh my god.

Jack Manifold: He’s just a little bit senile, but that’s alright! 

Fundy: Have some empathy for the old man—

Wilbur:  He’s a little senile, that is all.

Fundy: Oh no, no, no—

Phil, leaning in close to the mic seriously before cackling: Fuck off.

Jack Manifold: Hey Phil, it’s alright, we will not take advantage of you when you are senile.

Wilbur: Yeah, I will put you in a good home.