#old-ler

Truffula fruits contain two seeds each, and they usually grow in groups of six: twelve possible trees for each one he chopped down. It takes a year and a half for a truffula tree to mature, but they start tufting even before that, so they could've harvested from even immature trees if they'd kept to the chopping-free method of collection. If he had tried harder, could he have had this? Could he have had more than this?

or: after the end, the once-ler continues on

HOW DID YOU ALL GET IN HERE?!

AH, WELL.

THANKS FOR FOLLOWING!

ENJOY YOUR TIME... REASONABLY.

Thank you everyone for the signal boosts regarding the false asks!

I always knew I had the best followers in the world. ;)

Hey, guys!

Unfortunately, I have a not-so-fun issue I need to bring up to you guys.

As you may or may not know, Eccentric-Oldler-Stories is a sideblog. That means I can't send personalized asks to other blogs when I interact with them. That being said, when I do find myself sending asks, I sign every single one I send with Old-ler's signature, which is typed in the same specific way each and every time. In addition, I always like every response my asks get with my personal blog, thatruskieyakattack, so if the post from "me" doesn't get a like from that specific blog, then it is not from me.

Now, I've noticed recently that imposters, for lack of a gentler word, have been posing as me as well as sending very lewd and inappropriate asks to other blogs.

I know it's probably partially my fault for not making an entirely new account for this blog, but I still feel like this act is wrong. Therefore, if one of my followers is the culprit, I'm kindly asking you to stop because your antics have been negatively affecting my relationships with friends and fellow bloggers in this fandom.

If the culprit is not one of my followers, just keep an eye out for impersonators.

IF THE ASK IS NOT PG-13 (AT WORST), HAS AN INCORRECTLY TYPED SIGNATURE, AND/OR ISN'T LIKED BY MY PERSONAL BLOG, THATRUSKIEYAKATTACK, THEN IT IS NOT FROM ME!

If you're having trouble figuring out if it's from me or not, please send me a personal message so I can clear up the matter for you.

Anyways, sorry for the downer of a subject guys!

Thank you for following and goodnight!

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THERE WERE TWO OWLS SITTING OUTSIDE MY WINDOW.