#ohwoffie

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Rule 3: Tag 10 new people and link them to your post

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I was tagged by: emmavonglitz

1. If you were able to have your own TV show, what would it be about?

Why, the crazy and off-the-wall shenanigans that my sister and I get up to, of course! Possibly in space.

2. If you could ask the President one question, what would it be and why?

Mr. President, one a scale of one to ten, how much do you adore Darren Criss?

3. If you could ask one person one question (that they would answer honestly), who would it be and what would you ask?

My dad. I'd ask him if he really thought I was a disappointment. (Harshing the mellow, dude.)

4. What is your favorite adaptation of a book to a movie?

Howl's Moving Castle. I can't tell you which one I like more.

5. What is your favorite/least favorite holiday and why?

My favorite is Halloween. Candy and costumes make the world go round.

Easter is my least favorite. My birthday is around Easter and everyone always insists on giving me pastel rabbits.

6. If you could have any animal as a pet, what would it be and why?

Elephant. Elephants are awesome. Period.

7. Who is your inspiration to be a better person?

Chris Colfer. Because if he can be kick-ass after all he's been through, then so can I.

8. What is one thing about our society that you would change?

The fact that everyone is supposed to fit into itty bitty boxes.

Also the fact that I can't wear a short, tight dress without being called a slut.

9. If you were able to take a year off from work (and still get paid), what would you do with your time?

The cool answer is travel, but I'd probably sleep and read all the time.

10. If you had to pick, would you rather be wealthy or healthy?

Doesn't matter, I'm always sick and always poor.

Tag me if you do this so I can read your answers!!!

My questions:

Who's your favorite superhero and why?

Favorite item of clothing?

What cartoon character are you most like?

When was the last time you hugged someone?

The last book you read?

Pick three things around you right now and describe them without naming them.

How many pillows can you see from where you are?

Which is cooler, zombies or unicorns? Why?

Do you know how to use a semicolon correctly?

For oh-woffie, who puts Blaine in pain a lot, to my horror and delight. Have some fluff, you lovely dove you!

When he was younger, Kurt's mother had given him a bit of advice he'd never forget.

"How'd you know you were gonna marry Daddy?"

Elizabeth had scooped up his six year old form and plopped him on the counter before busying her hands with ingredients. She bopped his nose with a flour-coated finger and Kurt made a face, swiping at his nose with his hands. "Mommy! Don't!"

UGHHHH FINE. We’ll collaborate tomorrow. Or whenever you finish your homework. BUT THIS IS HAPPENING YOU CAN’T ESCAPE IT.

I DON'T WANT TO ESCAPE IT.

I believe you can do it!! And PS, I never joke about fic collaborations. Finish your paper and let’s do this.

But I wanna finish it tomorrow -whines-

And I'm going to bed -whines more-

I can use American spelling! I’ll drop the ‘u’s from words like ‘color’ and ‘favorite’, we can do this! We could collaborate on this, write a future career story about the Articulate Hobos of Hollywood who creeper stalk celebrities for a living.

Somehow, I don't think my teacher will consider that an appropriate career...unimaginative bum.

But nah, I got this. I've got a study hall and it's only a rough draft that's due anyway.

I’ll write it for you. I’m in my 3rd year of Uni for an English major and Theatre ext. minor. My future career is articulate hobo. I can totally write four-five pages on that. I’ll even include a title page AND a bibliography. 7pg total. Bam.

omfg c'mere lemme love you.

no thanks, but i totally appreciate the offer especially because 'articulate hobo'

i just

you're my favorite.

i'd take you up on that if our writing styles were more similar but they aren't creys

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Hit me up if you need a quote.

I'm thinking of starting it with this

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