#ohteepeeh

LOL, I was actually joking that no one would ask me these! *kisses-Bibi’s-beautiful-head*

3: You can only choose 1 theme for the Cherik honeymoon suite - what would it be?

Library. Books, thick carpets and a chess board. Just like the room they constantly hooked up in at the mansion :D

6: Bottom!Charles or Top!Charles?

Lolol, oh man. Ok, contrary to popular belief (and some lovely anons who try to badmouth me to newbies - oh yes, I see you, and I know who you are too) I have absolutely nothing against top!Erik. I read it and write it, and I like it just as much as top!Charles - if it’s done well. 

However, when I started reading fics I noticed that like 90% of the porn was top!Erik and I didn’t get why, both of them are completely versatile to me. Moreover, at least half of the time ‘bottoming’ meant that Charles got a total character make-over where he was either a ditz-y, chubby, self-conscious, innocent, girly girl who whimpers and cries his way through that AMAZING sex with this super manly, muscular man who is at least five feet taller than him. Or a sexy vixen with an asshole more pliable than the most pliable vagina, who lustily spreads his legs for all the strong, super dominant men and for some reason forgets that he has a penis too. 

The character is nothing like this, both actors don’t look anything like the way they’re described and it started to grate on me. Add the fics I read for the recblog that I wouldn’t have read otherwise and I developed an allergy against those fics where Charles is a stereotypical gay porn twink/ yaoi uke/inspired-by-internalised-misogyny girl.

7: Who do you prefer physically and why – Charles or Erik?

Hahaha, she’s laughing because there’s zero competition. Nada. Zilch. It’s Charles, always has been, always will be. Why? Because he’s played by James and I haven’t found Fassbender attractive for like the last three years. 

24: How do you think the beach scene should have ended?

Oh darling ohteepeeh welcome to our Rarepair Hell!!!

I would be happy to provide you with some fic to read, though there isn’t a lot out there as you can imagine :D

@lachatblanche wrote these amazing fics you should definitely check out ASAP:

Integration (Interrogation) 

In which Steve is interrogated by Raven, Hank and Alex (but mainly Raven).

The House with the Red Door

Steve is in training at the gym the first time he hears about Charles Xavier.

Two in a Bed

Steve doesn’t begrudge being called in to save the world at odd hours of the day, he really doesn’t. It’s just that it’s really hard to work up the appropriate enthusiasm for it when the alternative is spending the day in bed with Charles.

Starry Eyed

Charles isn’t someone who ever gets flustered or starstruck when meeting famous or important people.

Then he meets Captain America.

Three Men And A Baby (And A Bottle of Scotch) 

Charles, Tony and Steve are three housemates enjoying a happy and carefree life of confirmed bachelorhood.

Until one day there’s a knock on the door and they find a mysterious package waiting for them outside …

A ‘Three Men and a Baby’ AU

And here are the fics written by yours truly!

Lost and then Found

Lost and then Found - The Extras 

'Amnesia Fic’ on Tumblr.

So this fic is primarily about Cherik, but Starles/CapX is a side pairing. The alternate ending in the main fic is 100% Steve/Charles (and I think, pretty romantic), and there are a few outtakes with them in the ‘Extras’ that I’m super partial to as well :D

Twice in One Lifetime

Charles and his fiance Steve, are happily waiting for their first baby. What they are not expecting is the baby to arrive almost a month earlier and looking like a miniature copy of Charles’ ex-boyfriend Erik.

Again, mostly Cherik, but Charles marries Steve and they have a pretty good relationship for the most part lol.

You Read My Mind

Steve meets Charles Xavier, courtesy of one Tony Stark. The attraction is immediate, and definitely mutual.

This is a remix of Lach’s fic ‘Two In a Bed’ :D

What’s In The Cake?

It’s Tony’s birthday and the team is having a party at the new Avengers Tower. Tony’s best friend Emma Frost is there too, and along with Pepper have a special birthday present for their favorite genius millionaire playboy philanthropist - a giant birthday cake, complete with an absolutely gorgeous looking stripper.

Steve Rogers finds himself just a little bit in love.

1963

Steve Rogers is rescued from the ice in 1963, and has to learn to live in a world where Peggy is married and the war is decades gone. To help his transition S.H.I.E.L.D. Agent Moira MacTaggert introduces him to one Professor Charles Xavier, and the two find themselves bonding over shared grief and lost love.

Pre-relationship, but all about Steve and Charles!

Optimism Is Innate by keire_ke

Kick-starting the apocalypse is not hard. It should be, but it isn’t. Stopping, or at least grinding it to a halt, on the other hand, is a Hail Mary and a half.

is there any fic where they first meet? before the cant perhaps? did you already write that?

Of Course! :D

vienna: do you enjoy classic literature?

I’m a pretentious little mofo so DUH. xD I’m currently re-reading The Confusions of Young Törless and I LOOOOVE it! Gimme all that classic literature. 

florence: how did you discover your favourite artist’s work?

I can’t for the life of me remember where it was, it probably was in Rome where the painting hangs anyway, but I once saw the Portrait of Innocent X by Velázquez and next to it, on an information board was a picture of Francis Bacon’s study of the portrait. I looked at it and my 12-13 year old heart was in love. Took me a while until I found out more about Bacon but man does this love continue! 

naples: if you could visit anywhere in the world, where would you go and for how long?

8 years...woah where does time go

yeaiiiii!! hehehe, io son di firenze :) ora vivo in Austria per lavoro, mi manca il cibooooooo

sei italiana? :D