help! I have a lot of chores to get done around the house today and by a lot I mean *A LOT*.
how do I stay motivated and keep sparkling?? ✨✨✨
A call for aid has been heard! A mighty warrior battles an onslaught of chores, and we shall not let them fall alone!!! ✨🔥💪
The banners are raised. The troops are assembled. The cavalry stands ready. 🚩⚔️🐎
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Wait. Who are we saving? 🤨💭
Looks at the message again. Anonymous... A.N.O.N.Y.M.O.U.S. Stares into the distance, haunted.
Oh Valar… not again....
The troops shift uncomfortably. 🏇💨Círdan: Coughs 🤨💨 Twice. 👀 Louder each time. 😤Elrond: Flips the map three times. It’s still upside down. He has no idea what he’s looking at. 🤔🗺️Galadriel: Sighs. Side-eyes Gil-galad. Side-eyes Elrond. Side-eyes existence itself
This is Eregion all over again. 😩💀🔥
Somewhere... 🫧 A lone warrior drowns in laundry. 🌀 The vacuum cleaner gives up on life. ⏳ The broom considers retirement. The dustpan already left. But Lindon elves? They are lost. Directionless. Late once again.
Gil-galad sighs, 🤦♂️ pinches the bridge of his nose, drinks wine and side-eyes Elrond. 😑 Remote Advice
P.S. Convince yourself the tasks are sentient and actively conspiring against your peace. >> Now IT’S personal. 🏴☠️⚔️
