#ohfantine

I’ve written like half (0.5) a thing int the past few days

My fave!!! (also fun home made me cry like a baby)

I feel this anon SO MUCH! at least for me it’s more about like.. dealing with the fact there are a bunch of.. lines od hair on top of my head? even if I brush it, that’s just what happens when I gather it? #uselessgaysunite

i think that's a response to the ikea bisexual post

I can forgive people from countries where you don’t get natural sparkling water because Oh My God artificially carbonated water is the worst but also ??? sparkling water is a gift from the gods bye

i had to fucking google this bc i didnt understand what the fuck you were talking about like “wtf is unnatural sparkling water” i was like “but if you sparkle tap water it still tastes great?” and then i googled more and of fucking course it tastes great if you add only pure carbon dioxide to one of the best tap waters in all of germany. i wasnt aware that the whole “carbonated water” thing is something completely different???? also i am now terrified of ever accidentally tasting soda water????????

and now i finally understand the thing in b99 with holt drinking “seltzer” and i was always like why is that such a deal its just regular water BUT APPARENTLY NOT???

High Key same honestly like dude just pick up your clothes it's not that hard

the second season is a bit better but yeah the first is pretty much all that. sometimes they meet nice people, though. and sometimes those people are gay, despite the point of the show being the gays fix the straights :P

we only have the second season on netflix actually so thats what im watching^^

Hate | Not my type | ok | Good | Great! | One of my Favourites! | I LOVE THEM!!

My complicated relationship with beagles runs the range from “ok this dog is fine” to “What a great dog!”

Because on the one hand, some beagles are very loud which is ok! They were designed to be loud and are just doing their jobs! Their level of vocalisation and sound are just too much for me.

And the overall hound dog smell is a bit much for me sometimes (this is not just a beagle thing though, so it’s not just them).

On the other hand, I used to work with a beagle named Lewis and he was the best beagle I’ve ever met and I love him so much. Even though sometimes he would go 100% off-track because he smelled some food under a shelf or something, he was one of the only hound dogs I could trust off-leash, and he was a totally sweetheart.