#oh... wow

I have.... 900... followers

I have 900 fucking followers....

900... followers

Il mio piccolo lupo,

Sei tutto il mio mondo.

It’s strange, getting ready to go out and not simultaneously drooling over you in a tux. (You do clean up pretty nice for a proper knobhead, Harington.) You may have the night off from arm candy duty, but I have another very important task that I need you to complete in my absence: r e l a x .

Read Harry Potter for the 548th time. Watch some sports, or porn, or a fabulous documentary about the life of penguins. Soak in the tub. Do a crossword. Research which veggies you’re going to plant next in your garden. Or, preferably, maybe get some sleep if you can?

One thing you absolutely must /not/ do is worry about me. I’m going to have a few drinks, hit a few clubs, have a few laughs, and then my oh-so-wonderful bride tribe are going to make sure I am delivered back here, in one piece, to you. If plans change or I need you to back me up so I can win an argument, I will call you. Promise.

Just know this: ti immagino qui con me. Non riesco a smettere di pensarti. Gross, but true. I can already tell it won’t be the same. And before you start giving me shit about writing things in other languages- if you are still awake by the time I crash land on top of you later, I’m positive you’ll hear all of it in a language you can understand. ;) (It’s a winky face. You have to turn your head sideways. No, to the left. That’s it.)

You’re such a hot little nerd. Just thinking about you laying in bed, waiting for me to come back, makes me want to do wicked things to you. I’d leave you tied to the bed if I wasn’t concerned I might pass out and forget to free you before housekeeping turn up in the morning. Some randy maid stumbling upon you all tied up and horny? Bloody fucking no way. Io amo il tuo sedere - and it’s all MINE.

Voglio le tue mani su tutto il corpo. Voglio sentirti sulla mia pelle. Ti voglio più di ogni altra cosa.

I want to scream ’Fai quel giochino che fai di solito con la lingua!’ but I know you will. You always do. You’re such a good boy. Remind me to tell you later while I’m riding you so hard we wake ALL the neighbours. Dai! Di più! Si, cosi lo voglio. Non fermarti! - I can’t wait for you to hear those later too.. ;)

Be good. RELAX. Have a good night and don’t dwell on things neither of us can control.

Never forget: sei il migliore fra tutti quelli che mi sia mai scopata. Always.

And without giving spoilers, oh my god! has theMeatly and Mod Mood gone all out for this. They have outdone themselves.