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So I walk into the house and there are 2 people checking out the treadmill we just listed online. *Okay, awesome. This is super fast bc we just posted it online last night.* Tell me WHY my mom introduces me as her “youngest daughter... she’s not married”?? wtf why is that even necessary information to share to complete strangers??? 🤨
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In talking to my dad about the seats for the Ryman show he was saying stuff like you see them non-stop in the front row and will be seeing them tons this year. He then goes at this point you could get up on stage with Dawes and perform all their songs. lol
Gotye is not Kanye.
Slightly hard-of-hearing and not quite up on popculture Dad:
So, Ann-Marie, who is Kim Kardashian having a baby with? Is it that guy you saw in Detroit [Wally]?
Me: 0_o Noooo...what, Dad?!
Dad: Well I thought I heard someone say [he has no idea how to pronounce Gotye] "Gawtye or Gawnye or something..."
Me: Kanye, Dad. Kanye West is the name of Kim's babydaddy. I saw Gotye, who most certainly is not with Kim Kardashian.
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Can you even imagine? LOL.
Typical Car Ride Conversations on the way Home.
Mom: We should go to France next year!
Dad: Maybe, it sounds like fun.
Me: DADDY, I WANT TO GO TO ENGLAND! T^T
Dad: Oh yeah, we can crash at Tom's place.
Mom: ... we know someone named Tom?
Dad: Yeah, our daughter definitely does, she talks about him all the time.
Me: ... what? o-o
Dad: ... You know, that Tom Felton kid. How old is he again?
Me: . . . -awkward- . . .
lololol Dad just said that if I need a new computer, I'd have to get it soon so I could "learn how to use it."
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...really?
"Now you have a nice prince who, as far as I know, didn't have to try on shoes to tell if you were the one or not. Too bad you had to kiss a big frog to get to that one." - my mother.
This is actually not one of the stranger things she has said.
