Here are some random Kuroo headcanons because I love him and because I’m always thinking about him
Even though he loves cats he adores dogs as well and had one while growing up
He has a very fast metabolism that it’s scary like he needs to eat something every two hours
He likes the smell of coffee but doesn’t really care for the taste
He’s always warm so if he says he’s cold it must be really cold outside or he’s sick
Speaking of being sick he’s one of those people who carry around a package of cough drops and when his throat starts to feel better he still has them anyway because he likes how they taste and basically uses them as candy
Watching and listening to storms is one of his favorite things like if a storm is coming he’d go outside into the garage and watch it come in and if it’s a night storm he’ll listen to it while laying in bed or will go into the living room to watch it
Okay he’s probably some weather nerd let’s be real
A random talent he has is forging his parents signatures because when he needs them to sign something he forgets to bring it home or ask them and it has happened so much that he just does it himself a minute before he turns it in
We all know that this boy doesn’t wear kneepads and it’s probably because he lands on his feet like a cat but there have been times where he’s had huge black and blue and purple bruises on his knees from diving and the only thing he said about them was “i think they’re pretty knarly”
The only time he wears jeans is if he’s going out but other than that he wears sweatpants, track pants, or shorts so he only has like 3 pairs of jeans
He doesn’t like people to know when he’s sad but Kenma is very observant and notices and has him spill the beans
He loves to watch conspiracy videos and discuss them
Don’t take him down a candle aisle because he will smell every single candle
He’s really close with Kenma’s family and it got to the point where he goes to family get togethers with them and everyone knows who he is
He still has his baby blanket and one of his first ever stuff animals and they’re kept in safe spots because he doesn’t want anything to happen to them
One of his favorite animals is a capybara and he has no idea why he just thinks they’re pretty cool
He could have the hottest sauce ever and it wouldn’t bother him
Classical music relaxes him so he listens to it while studying