41. What is the dumbest way they've injured themselves?
The whole Kingdomverse? cast.
Oh, all of them hm? (Don't worry, I saw the other ask, dumbest way they've gotten hurt!) Speed run!
Dream
Broke a heel and fell onto Nightmare. (Back when he was learning how to walk in heels.)
Nightmare
Pushed Dream out of the way of a runaway dessert cart (They were preparing for a gala). Cart hit him and he ended up covered in all sorts of sugary sweets. (This was back before Nightmare's reign)
Killer
Tripped while climbing out of a window. Fell face first into someone's cactus garden.
Cross
I think I mentioned this before, but Cross was going to go horse riding, but didn't saddle his horse properly and fell off >w<
Ink
A paint can fell on his head when he was out for a walk and poured paint all over him. His bones were stained blue for days.
Error
He got hit in the face with a sack of feathers. Ink was trying to pull a prank on someone else, and Error walked in to a half-finished trap.
Dust
Got bit by a carnivorous plant. He was lucky it was just a small one, the plant usually grows big enough to eat a person.
Horror
He used to run into walls a lot while recovering from his head injury.
Reaper
Fell into a tree while flying and got his wings caught in the branches. When he unsummoned them to get unstuck, he fell out of the tree.
Geno
A bookcase was falling, and Geno managed to stop it, but not the books. Imagine a classic cartoon scene of just one book falling after another right onto Geno's head. Poor dear >w<
Blue
While helping train some new Guardsmen, got shot with an arrow. It ricocheted off of the target, surprisingly.
Stretch
He was helping Blue with a new shipment of training equipment, when a dummy fell on him. He swears the dummy did it intentionally.
Red
Had an actual cat thrown at his face. The cat was fine, his face was not.
Edge
A merc was practicing their knife throwing inside. One flew at Edge and got wedged in between his ribs. It just nicked him, thankfully.
Classic
Fell asleep in the middle of the floor and Pyrus tripped over him and dropped their laundry basket on his face.
Pyrus
Tripped on Classic.
Lust
Was doing yoga and got stuck in one of the more complicated poses for an hour. Ardor found him and unstuck him, but he was aching for days after that.
Ardor
Got startled by a chipmunk that had snuck into his garden and hit his head on a hanging plant (Which then fell onto his head...)
