“She got a body like an hourglass, but I can give it to you all the time!~“

Elsa rolled her eyes as she continued to perform this song. She had to admit, it was upbeat and catchy, but singing these lyrics for the prince was not something enjoyable.

Her blushing face revealed as she continued to sing as did an alluring dance.

send me a ship and I’ll tell you:

Who’s more dominant: Hans in an actual dominance way but Anna in an overly-excited follow my lead type of way.

Who’s the cuddler: An n a

Who’s the big spoon/little spoon: I don’t get spoon vibes from Hans tbh so in that case Anna forces herself onto him and is thus the big spoon.

What’s their favorite non-sexual activity: Hans rants about his family and Anna looks forward to food

Who uses all the hot water: It’s a close call but Hans.

Most trivial thing they fight over: A lot of things, man. Anna forgives and forgets quickly, though.

Who does most of the cleaning: Anna.

What has a season pass on their dvr/Who controls the netflix queue: Hm there’s probably some of both in there.

Who calls up the super/landlord when the heat’s not working: Hans he probably gets the people in trouble somehow, you know, like, it’s obvs ur fault that my hot water isn’t working, I’m a perfect tenant.

Who leaves their stuff around: Anna.

Who remembers to buy the milk: Not Anna she remembers on the way home from the store

Who remembers anniversaries:  Annaaaa

Who cooks normally: Anna probably

How often do they fight: Every couple of days, maybe. They’re not usually too bad, though. Stupid things forgiven by the end of the day.

What do they do when they’re away from each other: Hans broods and Anna does cute stuff

Nicknames for each other: Anna calls Hans a grumpypuss a lot

Who is more likely to pay for dinner: Hans he’s rude sometimes but he tries to be  a gentleman

Who steals the covers at night: A n  na

What would they get each other for gifts: Anna gets him cute things she is a good gift giver and Hans gives her things that say “I tried so hard but failed”

Who kissed who first: Anna.

Who made the first move: Hans, Anna is too shy.

Who remembers things: Hans. Anna does too, she tries really hard, but she’s so distractable. 

Who started the relationship: What’s the difference between this, the kissing one, and the first move one? Anna?

Who cusses more: H a  nS

What would they do if the other one was hurt: Anna would dote over Hans, and Anna would whine until Hans sat down and didn’t leave.

Who is the dirty talker: Ha ns Anna just gets flustered.

Married life meme. Send me a ship and I’ll say who:

leaves their dirty clothes on the floor

Anna and Hans hates it

forgets to run the dish washer

Also Anna, Hans does not appreciate this either.

pumps gas for the car

Hans while Anna makes faces at him through the window.

drives when they’re going somewhere

Hans and Anna sleeps or reads.

rearranges the furniture

Anna and Hans trips over everything the next day.

falls asleep with the TV on

Anna again she’s an old man that can’t stay up through a movie she sleeps on Hans instead.

gets to use the bathroom first

Anna she will knock Hans out to get to the hot water first sorry Hans

decides the temperature for the ac/heater

Neither of them they argue about it because they’re both stubborn.

sets up holiday decorations

Annaaaaa and she bothers Hans until he helps.

leaves the lights on

Anna, again. bc she’s usually thinking about 1542134 other things and “turn the light off before you leave the room” is not usually one of them

uses the bathroom with the door open

Anna if she’s in a rush

fixes the plumbing (or calls the plumber)

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Generated- 22. Feet

Her rage may be beast-like, but she was farfrom it. Chains suited true beasts and thegarbage that trespassed on her lands withdesires of obtaining her power by force. Itdid not belong on royalty such as herself. Ashame it was- no, humiliating, rather, that thebiggest piece of garbage was the one she had the once pleasure of marrying.

She would rather be dancing with the WeaselDuke than kneel before her ex-husband, ex inher own mind, and still current King. He shouldnot be looking her with that expression. Afterall, he had no idea of all the horrible things shewanted to say and do.

Her His men were quick to keep her as low as possible; who knew what she would dostanding up. He knew, though she guessedhe found out rather, and with one wrong choice she could say goodbye her to heart.

                    So she would play along.

With a utter revolting feeling in the pit of her stomach, and the remembrance ofonce claiming that the citizens shouldfeel worthy to even kiss her feet, wished she could stitch her lips. A small strugglebefore finally tightening her eyes andleaning to kiss his boots.

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