send me a ship and I’ll tell you:
Who’s more dominant: Hans in an actual dominance way but Anna in an overly-excited follow my lead type of way.
Who’s the cuddler: An n a
Who’s the big spoon/little spoon: I don’t get spoon vibes from Hans tbh so in that case Anna forces herself onto him and is thus the big spoon.
What’s their favorite non-sexual activity: Hans rants about his family and Anna looks forward to food
Who uses all the hot water: It’s a close call but Hans.
Most trivial thing they fight over: A lot of things, man. Anna forgives and forgets quickly, though.
Who does most of the cleaning: Anna.
What has a season pass on their dvr/Who controls the netflix queue: Hm there’s probably some of both in there.
Who calls up the super/landlord when the heat’s not working: Hans he probably gets the people in trouble somehow, you know, like, it’s obvs ur fault that my hot water isn’t working, I’m a perfect tenant.
Who leaves their stuff around: Anna.
Who remembers to buy the milk: Not Anna she remembers on the way home from the store
Who remembers anniversaries: Annaaaa
Who cooks normally: Anna probably
How often do they fight: Every couple of days, maybe. They’re not usually too bad, though. Stupid things forgiven by the end of the day.
What do they do when they’re away from each other: Hans broods and Anna does cute stuff
Nicknames for each other: Anna calls Hans a grumpypuss a lot
Who is more likely to pay for dinner: Hans he’s rude sometimes but he tries to be a gentleman
Who steals the covers at night: A n na
What would they get each other for gifts: Anna gets him cute things she is a good gift giver and Hans gives her things that say “I tried so hard but failed”
Who kissed who first: Anna.
Who made the first move: Hans, Anna is too shy.
Who remembers things: Hans. Anna does too, she tries really hard, but she’s so distractable.
Who started the relationship: What’s the difference between this, the kissing one, and the first move one? Anna?
What would they do if the other one was hurt: Anna would dote over Hans, and Anna would whine until Hans sat down and didn’t leave.
Who is the dirty talker: Ha ns Anna just gets flustered.
A head canon: They’re both big babies who love each other even though Hans doesn't know how to show it properly.
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