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RANT OF THE DAY

There are so many crimes going on in this bathroom, the least of which is the illegal storage of state secrets.

As one would expect of a property run by the Orange-one, there is no doubt that loads of money was thrown away to outfit this room. The marble, the wood, the fixtures and the fact that this turd-hole needs not one but TWO chandeliers above it, all show that they spent their cash on looking flash.

Now look at the things actual HUMAN BEINGS would think about when outfitting a bathroom, like maybe that awkwardly placed, contractor grade window, and see how they are clearly afterthoughts.

Can we contrast the J C Penny fall catalog shower curtain hanging from a tension rod with the heavy, baroque mirror that probably needed an extra suport on the beam in the wall to bear it's weight? Or maybe the unseamed marble floor with the landlord white walls? If chandeliers are "classy", then plastic storage totes lined with kitchen garbage bags are kindy "trashy", right?