finally going through my inbox like an adult.
🐺 Build a NHL starting line up (3F, 2D, 1G) based on a really weird criteria for comedic effect (e.g. guys with names that sound like Dylan).
Okay, I'm going to choose players who I one hundred percent believe would not look out of place in a fantasy realm:
Forwards: Jesper Bratt (NJD), Elias Pettersson (VAN), Brandon Tanev (SEA)
Defense: Erik Karlsson (PIT), Mario Ferraro (SJS)
Goaltender: Juuse Saros (NSH)
🦑 Vampires and werewolves. Give me the pros and cons.
Okay lets do Werewolves first:
Pros: howling at the moon just seems like super fun, also I bet like being able to run freely like that in wolf form, having a pack -- think having like a built in support system like that would be super nice.
Cons: like...everything? being out in nature, the transformation once a month seems like real painful -- your bones are changing, losing control.
Pros: not aging maybe? I dunno old people kind of scare me. I don't care about my own aging, nor am I scared of like getting wrinkles or whatever, but yeah. they seem very fashionable and like classic and regal and their skin seems flawless ya know.
Cons: like you're only consuming blood right, yeah I mean I'd miss food, like would you even be able to taste anything or digest anything? eternal life seems kind of shit. also, like you'd have to presumably kill people right to live?