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I was talking to my moot recently about it and Zlatan just talked on screen about why footballers (or pro athletes in general) become fathers so early. I honestly think it's a bit insane with all the uncertainity and moving around, but he said it's often because that way they can completely switch off from pressure and their sport life, which I get. Kids demand another kind of presence than just a Partner, especially small ones.
And, on the other side and what probably will never confess: it's very conveniant for them too. Sleepless baby nights? They fuck off to a quiet hotel room every other week/day. Terrible two? Way easier to stomach when you have real breaks of several days in between tantrums. And so on.
I think being a parent to small kids with so many complete breaks must be heaven and I probably could have a couple more when I'd had that luxury. Not mentioning all the money for nannies, cleaners, chefs and "i need to sleep/nap go bother your mom" perks.
Why is arbitration bad?
It doesn't have to be *bad* but the whole procedure can cause a lot of damage to the relationship between franchise and player.
Basically the player has to present why they deserve X money, and then the org presents why he only deserves Y. They will list EVERY flaw, every mistake made, every stat that is against you. Every pressure situation the player didn't match. It's brutal.
There are many reports that players left the talks crying. Swayman was very open how he felt about it and how damaging it was - the next contract negotiatins ended up with swayman missing camp and his worst season.
Especially for a goalie I fear it might be especially damaging, given how much of their play relies on mental strength.
Good thing is most don't go the whole route to arbitration but find a solution before. I hope it's the same here, especially given there's no bond at all yet between Akira and the org.
What I forgot to mention, the good thing is that he's no longer offer sheet eligible, so no longer the threat of someone throwing 18 mill at him which definitely was a close one ;)
Still not over the fact they both left my team.
Why is arbitration bad?
It doesn't have to be *bad* but the whole procedure can cause a lot of damage to the relationship between franchise and player.
Basically the player has to present why they deserve X money, and then the org presents why he only deserves Y. They will list EVERY flaw, every mistake made, every stat that is against you. Every pressure situation the player didn't match. It's brutal.
There are many reports that players left the talks crying. Swayman was very open how he felt about it and how damaging it was - the next contract negotiatins ended up with swayman missing camp and his worst season.
Especially for a goalie I fear it might be especially damaging, given how much of their play relies on mental strength.
Good thing is most don't go the whole route to arbitration but find a solution before. I hope it's the same here, especially given there's no bond at all yet between Akira and the org.

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Akira Schmid has filed for arbitration. That's why it took so long. Well that will be fun and not demaging at all especially for a goalie. Swayman was absolutely thrilled with his procedure.
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Maybe the Panthers should start paying their stars a lil more so they don't need to side hustle.
Given what others dish out lately: very tidy work. Panthers not afraidt to pay NHL money to guys ending up in Charlotte. Lundy at 5 is crazy. Just need to sign Akira. But Swiss are known to be a bit slow ;)

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ppl complain abt everyone being so boring/inauthentic/detached these days but the second u have interests they deem unusual theyll be like "waitttt thats giving neurodivergent..." like damn its so awesome that were pathologising giving a fuck about anything they dont sell at a tj maxx
Honestly I don't remember, has the #1 overall always been shoved mercilessly in your face like this or was Matthew and the Isles just less annoying than McKenna and the Leafs?
Can we please circle back to the Ruck twins?
free use is kind of a funny kink bc it relies on the idea that everybody wants to touch you and have sex with you but what if they don't. what if you tell everybody at the party you're free use but they all ignore you and mind their own business
nhl offseason in a nutshell so far
bottom ten team: we have just paid a player that no one has ever heard of TWENTY MILLION DOLLARS
jason robertson: no i dont want to be paid 15 million dollars by YOU. who want me tho? no fr who want me?
ducks: we HATE our group
canes: we LOVE our group
half the league: captains? anyone want to be the new captain? no?
kings: i am going to pay a random 40-year-old 8 million dollars a year. yes this is getting us a cup
kraken: well fuck me i guess. worth a shot
connor bedard: i am going to KILL MYSELF
mike grier: well they dont call me big money mike for no reason. you get 8 mil and you get 8 mil and everyone gets 8 mil except for the guys who were alr on the team!
panthers + also gleb for some reason: i am going to KILL EVERYONE ELSE
habs: oui oui puppies! and kittens! and rainbows! and every one of them gets a choco chunk cookie (reasonable contract and term).
danny briere to his ex situationship: "hey... time to run it back... no fr tho... u still want me?" *crickets* "ok watch me money spread. you want me now?"
everyones goalies for some reason: "bye"
elliotte FUCKING friedman: your favorite fourth liner just got sent to HELL for future considerations
dylan larkin: hey so about that trade
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Quick, someone who has a lot of cap try to offer sheet bedard
Ngl Radko calling Reino Samson is endearing. He also calls Lundy Anton & let his kids vote on his jersey number. I'm definitely warming up to him.