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im not a dweeb i am not a dweeb you all wish you were as cool as i am i gvlow in the ddark im so cool
@official-osha
"I am so sorry to rain on your parade but I can do that if I so choose. But back to what I was saying."
"You are a huge dweeb."
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hey, kish? [offy half opens, half brute-forces-in-a-panic the door to wherever the triplets are.]
*The triplets look up and chirp loudly, Starry immediately hopping up from where they were sitting, though all three trill out Offy's name enthusiastically when they see Offy. Kish is sitting carefully on the ground next to them, wincing slightly as the door to Utur's house hits the wall with a thud.*
KISH: Ah, Hello Offy -
STARRY: Offfffyyyyyyyy!!! Wanna wanna wanna climb!
SUNNY: Climb! Climb!
death? - @offical-osha
[He looks tired, pretty drained and someone is with him.] uh what? who-
[@offical-osha creeps through the vents towards kishar, having already tracked them through their cameras.]
*Kishar notices the sound, and immediately moves to the vents. They're... clearly not doing great. Though they've managed to regain a mostly-human form, it's clear they've been crying.*
KISHAR: Offy? ... You There?
@offical-osha
[@offical-osha wanders around, visibly lost.]
nemesis?? nemesis ?????
*Nemesis' head pops up from... a bush?? They're clearly a version of Utur, with very short hair. They're pretty muscular too, and seem to be wearing a crop top and tracksuit pants, as well as a jumper of some kind. They hop up, and wave*
yo offy, that you?? heyo!
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offical-osha
Name: Official "Offy" OSHA
URL: offical-osha
Species: ???
Age: Ageless
Gender: Oh you know
Pronouns: Any
Orientation: Arospec
Department: ???
Does Account Have A Lore Tag?: No
Important Relationships: Rep [who-official] (Partner), Jane [ex-animo-de-jane] (Partner), Life [life-osha] (Creator)
Warnings for account: Spiders, death
Mod's other accounts: @oshafileclerk, @immortalosha, @glitchposting, @raptureosha, @shf-director-watson, @supernatural-history-foundation, @travelerosha, several BDU accounts
Mod's pronouns: It/its, they/them, moth/mothself, mold/moldself, 📼/📼self
[@offical-osha squeezes themself in through the backdoor, carrying a deer in their jaws.]
hiii
"Sweetheart, you'll need to leave your friend outside. We don't allow outside corpses." She does wave back though.
yoooooo sec - @offical-osha
Uhhh, yes?
