Here is Exie the Dog driving our new truck. 

It has been about two weeks and being that it hasn't disintegrated yet, figure it is time to share the wonderful news: We found a truck in great condition that fit the bill in every sense of the word. It was all thanks to Franks GMC in Lyndhurst, NJ! 

This truck will do the trick. From pulling the trailer filled with delicious goods to and from market to helping me be less of a pain when borrowing equipment, to helping move around those oversize items that just wouldn't have fit in the trunk of the Camry.