Happy birthday, you ol'e man. Have some birthday kisses from your gf. -- oddesthours
love my loser, he’s old. | ooooh, fritz | @oddesthours
“ you love this old man, baby. just remember that. “
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Happy birthday, you ol'e man. Have some birthday kisses from your gf. -- oddesthours
love my loser, he’s old. | ooooh, fritz | @oddesthours
“ you love this old man, baby. just remember that. “

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and i’m a real classy girl, too, right? -- oddesthours
get weird with ryden | accepting | @oddesthours
“baby, you’re the classiest, and sexiest, and smartest… how’d a fucking wreck like me land a fucking dime like you? hu?”
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The heavy, comforting weight stirred Fritz just enough for her to reach a hand out blindly, reaching sleepily for Riley to try and tug her close to the bed. Tired fingers managed to catch the part of her pant leg, a yawn following.
“–don’t go, please.”
“Gotta make sure the wards’re up,” came the murmured return, as casually as anyone could say something so -- fortean. Gently, the cambion unwound the hand from her sweats, gave it a little squeeze. Seven-oh-eight, sunrise. Wasn’t entirely sure how it worked, but most magic waned at the turn of daybreak; so, to Riley, it’d be the best time for a zealot-type to try and break in. Probably wouldn’t have to worry about it today, though. Rain was pouring down in sheets, and if the forecast was right, it’d keep coming.
And after a few rocks chucked at the gloamy, indistinct heat-haze around her apartment building, she was back in the bed, scooting back next to Fritz and indulging in the sharing of warmth. None of this meant anything. A deal, that was all. That was the curse of the libidophage. But in quiet, tender mornings, she could almost pretend.
*Fritz voice* Good, you're still alive. I want a raise.
“What can I say, I’m hard to kill. What makes you think you deserve one, cupcake?”
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Hypothetically speaking, would it be a bad idea to fake my own death.

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HI MY NAME IS STEVIE AND I RUN A FUCKTON OF BLOGS
HI STEVIE that’s awesome! I never thought I’d end up running more than one but I seem to be growing them slowly (like mould). I bet yours are amazing though (you should tip me off to some!)
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yeah the people-eating plants kinda makes even thad a little scary, like only maria is the nonintimidating one and idk if liv and her have ever talked
they have not, we shOULD CORRECT THAT SOME DAY.
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like not even biker dad can help b/c older scary biker with sharp teeth
and thad has plants that arguably eat people, there’s nO WAY TO WIN