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;;|| updated my rules & mun shit a bit, i’ll get to replies when i’m not at my parents house

#;out of masks #{ i wonder if i really want to go through the hell of redoing my tags }

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“Buttstallion says hello.”

♛ ~ indie Handsome Jack RP blog ♛ ~ 18+ only ♛ ~ 10+ years RP/writing experience ♛ ~ semi-selective ♛ ~ multiship & multiverse ♛ ~ tolerated by Tricky

rules | about

#;promo #{ baby has blessed me with a promo }#{ what a good marshmallow angel she is }

dinandor-deactivated20210720

roleplayers reply to their threads challenge

#;out of masks #{ hey....just @ me next time }

atlaskiing-deactivated20200723

“oh…i think i’m gonna be sick.”

independent rhys of tftbl rp blog

8+ years rp experience

semi-selective

multiship and multiverse

cared for by baby.

rules | biography

#;promo

missiingfreckles

“oh i am already so regretting this decision…”

independent timothy lawrence from the borderlands series.

18+.

8+ years experience.

semi-selective.

multiship and multiverse.

loved by baby.

rules | biography

#;promo

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;;|| @angel-and-siren cont. from here

If he notices her discomfort with his presence, or the sickly countenance that hasn’t improved since they started the eridium injections, he says nothing of it. If he notices, he chooses to ignore it, pushing it to the back of his mind with the same thing he always tell himself;

It’s for her own good. It’s what’s best for her. It’s better this way. She’s safe here.

His brows arch curiously as she speaks, relaying the desire to have flowers, even just fake ones, in her chambers. Real ones, if he’d even allow it, obviously. Jack looks away, rubbing his chin in thought, unsure about the request. What if she were allergic to any of them, if he allowed her to have the real thing? The eridium surely wasn’t doing her immune system any favors.

Still. Somewhere, buried very deep, he missed seeing his little girl’s smile on more than just the picture on his desk.

“Mmmh, we’ll see, kiddo. You have been doing a pretty good job keepin’ tabs on those vault hunting bandits so far.” It wasn’t a yes. But it also wasn’t a no, exactly. “Dunno about real ones, but constructin’ em shouldn’t do any harm.”

#angel-and-siren #verse; no place for heroes #{ hope u don't mind i just wanted to make sure it didnt get all fucky from the ask format }#{ tumblr is a fully functional website u know }#{ delusional bastard. trash can man }

atlaskiing replied to your post: atlaskiing replied to your post: ...

im lov u sm sm sm

ofhexxedclaws replied to your post: atlaskiing replied to your post: ...

💜💜💜

you are forgiven but on thin ice

#atlaskiing #ofhexxedclaws #;out of masks #;replies #;shitposting from beyond the grave #{ smh u lucky i love yall }

"D-Dad? I-I didn't hear you come in." Angel frowned and looked away the moment her father swaggered into her chambers. With a wave of her hand her Echonet shut off above her, whatever she was watching turning into static as he strode in. "Sorry. I-I didn't expect you in person." She whispered, keeping her head down.

He takes quiet notice of the screens before they fizzle out; Nothing seems out of the norm for the moment at least. Jack plasters on the usual smile, albeit less manic and theatrical than it is when he’s showing off. “Well, I thought I’d give my little Angel a visit, wanted to come and check up on ya.” Striding closer into her personal bubble, he stops just shy of getting too close for comfort, his stance relaxing as he stills and glances over his daughter. “So kiddo, how’s it hangin’? Watchin’ anything interesting? Or are you just keeping tabs on everything for your old man?”

@angel-and-siren

#angel-and-siren #;complaint box #;handsome jack here #{ catch me cryin back here cuz this man SUCKS }#{ this is in no way as innocent and nice as it looks on the surface }#{ smelly garbage man }

atlaskiing replied to your post: ;;|| when u wanna do the thing and be serious but...

garbage man…take me bY THE HAAAAND

ofhexxedclaws replied to your post: ;;|| when u wanna do the thing and be serious but...

forever calling Jack “Garbage Man in a Garbage Can” now

I hate you both so much

#atlaskiing #ofhexxedclaws #;out of masks #;replies #;shitposting from beyond the grave #{ i have regrets }

;;|| when u wanna do the thing and be serious but your brain is just Not Having It

#;out of masks #{ god fuck im trying so hard to like }#{ answer some serious/sad shit and im having the hardest time }#{ angel....bby......dont worry im gonna make sure u see the trash man }#{ garbage man in the garbage can }#{ someone punch me in the head so i can do this shit right }

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*Fritz voice* Good, you're still alive. I want a raise.

“What can I say, I’m hard to kill. What makes you think you deserve one, cupcake?”

@oddesthours

#oddesthours #;complaint box #;handsome jack here #{ dfhgdjsk jack be nice }#{ fritz is like one of the only people that tolerates you }#Anonymous

Blows kisses at. ( pick a muse bby )

“Oh, I’m sure you can do more than blow ‘em, Lil. C’mere, and let me show you how much I missed you.”

@ofhexxedclaws

#ofhexxedclaws #;complaint box #;handsome jack here #{ have i mentioned that i hate this man }#{ also getting into the swing of writing jack again is...difficult }#{ im t r y i n g }

but it's tew late tew pass, mistew jack,,, wevowution is upon us,,, feaw the wevowution

“A-yup. If I had any brain cells, they’d be dead right about now.”

@atlaskiing

#atlaskiing #;complaint box #;handsome jack here #{ baby....im dyin... }

;;|| i’m sorry if you thought i was a super serious rper fgdjkfjsn it’s JACK

#;out of masks #;shitposting from beyond the grave #{ im sorry fkgfhdjf pls give me like a week before i respond to Very Serious stuff }#{ baby steps }#{ i see yall tho i promise ill get u }#{ bless yall for following me }

hewwo mistew handsome jack, it's time,,, fow wevowution

“I think we’ve had enough of that for both lifetimes, princess. Hard pass.”

@atlaskiing

#atlaskiing #;complaint box #;handsome jack here #{ it's time tew destwoy hewios }#{ :3c }#;shitposting from beyond the grave

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;;|| ///

#;out of masks #{ yall are gonna have to forgive me its been a literal two years }#{ couple of friends dragged me back into this pit and im still trying to get the hang of this bastard again }#{ i swear i only bite a little }