Odd pairing? Definitely. Two elven twinks. Love them regardless and I am VERY curious as to what Tumblr thinksâŚ
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Odd pairing? Definitely. Two elven twinks. Love them regardless and I am VERY curious as to what Tumblr thinksâŚ

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A meeting between Colonel Sanders and Alice Cooper in Amsterdam (1974)
Linus and Eve. The oddest block couple around. đ
Sweetheart x Sam x Darlinâ x Milo
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Accents and sassiness galore
Sweetheart seems like a pretty forward person, which flusters the more reserved Sam (and possibly Darlinâ)
Especially when they make spicy suggestions, which is often
Likes having sex in risky places: Sweetheart, Darlinâ, Milo
Wishes they would be a little safer: Sam
Sam starts cooking again now that he has mortal partners, at least some of whom donât know how to feed themselves
Many cute kitchen adventures, including helping each other, âhelpingâ each other, dancing, feeding each other, flour fights, etc.
Darlinâ definitely has trust issues, so their partners carefully help them build it together
I headcanon Milo as being excellent at self-care routines, so he ropes the others into at-home spa days and things like that. Neither Darlinâ nor Sam are used to being fussed over or wearing facial cleansing masks or having their hair tenderly washed and styled by a loved one. Might be some tears
Darlinâ and Milo sparring like when they were kids, but half the time it ends in making out
Milo teasing Darlinâ by sharing stories about their past with the other two
Darlinâ trying to do the same, but Milo isnât as easily embarrassed
I feel like wolves like sleeping in piles. Big cuddle puddle with two shifters, a stealth, and a vampire and sometimes the shifters are shifted and itâs very cozy
Sam, Milo, and Darlinâ racing while Sweetheart cheers them on
Darlinâ, being bad at expressing their feelings with words, instead shows affection by gently headbutting their partners and bringing them gifts of their favorite things
Lots of stargazing, drinks on the porch, talking softly about the future
(Sam tries not to think too far into the future)
Obligatory scar comparison!
For wolves, scars are usually a mark of pride, a piece of storytelling. But some of them--like the ones on Samâs side and certain ones of Darlinâs--have painful stories, so they avoid those, focusing instead on the âbadass and sexy onesâ
Sweetheart mostly keeps the spooking to Milo what with Darlinâs jumpiness, but they occasionally get Sam
Sam Is Probably The Oldest
Related, the others tease/flirt with him about his Dad Bod/Personality
Just. A lot of teasing and snarking that ends with very soft, sweet promises of love and devotion
I feel like these two would make good friends! Almost like the odd couple meets oceanâs 11...

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OK OK HEAR ME OUT.
I KNOW these characters never talked in canon, but theyâre two crime lords so I imagine theyâve at least interacted ONCE.
Also, watch Rock in the 2003 anime (english dub) and tell me he doesnât give vibes.Â
Ok I know these are two completely opposite themes but, cottagecore transformer. Hear me out. A transformers goes offline in a battle located in like a woodsy or field type area on earth. They eventually come back online after like five or ten years to find themself covered in overgrowth and they just keep it. Like they fix themself up and upgrade and all but they keep the plant growth on them. And they find an abandoned warehouse or factory that's completely overgrown like them and they just live there. And they take care of the plants and animals there. And when the plants on them bloom they just go places where there are tons of butterflies and bees and what not and when the plants start dropping seeds they just go out and start dancing all in ruined habitats to drop all the seeds and jumpstart the otherwise dead landscape with new life. And they collect trash and debris to make compost or upcycle it to make their new home better and have more plants and animals there
So why do people ship captain america with red skull when someone find out please tell me (I'm not making fun of people who ship it as I ship weird ships I just think this one is really odd)