Feb 22, 2019
Odd DM rulings #7
Tea is not a lube.
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Odd DM rulings #7
Tea is not a lube.
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Every DM Ever...
DM, sorting out his DM screen - "I'm just lowering this so I can exchange knowing looks with Hymn every time one of you does something stupid."
Locke - "When does that ever happen?"
DM - "A lot. You're just too busy doing something stupid to notice."
Odd DM Rulings #5
"I'm going to rule, in the interests of inter species breeding that you have an exotic peen but not a barbed one." - DM to the Tabaxi
Odd DM #07
Player - "Why do you do this to me?"
DM, grinning - "I em DM. I r cunt."
Barbarian Magic
*While invisible*
Barbarian: "Here guys, watch what I can do."
*Does a magic trick*
DM: "You Sir, get Inspiration."
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Not what I expected...
The ultralisk is called 'Pooksey'. DM to player
Multi-classing
DM, taking the piss out of the rogue - "So you're basically saying 'I know I'm the rogue but I'm a paladin really.'"
Alternative Universe Silliness #04
DM: "The giant ape uses his throw rock ability. But he's not throwing a rock."
Kenku druid currently grappled by the ape: "wha-?"
DM: "You're the rock!"