#obsceneic

hiii 💖💜💚 (don't even worry abt it ily)

send me a fandom and i'll tell you my...

(i’m gonna do both human characters and actual pokemon bc i love thinking abt my favs <3) blorbo (favorite character, character I think about the most) barry my boy my precious boy my fav rival <3 looker also. he rules. cynthia hot // PIPLUP... my first starter my precious little penguin man my blue guy!! 

scrunkly (my “baby”, character that gives me cuteness aggression, character that is So Shaped) lillie! (and by extension nebby!!) // so many of them THERE’S JUST SO MANY CUTE BABIES but i do remember being obsessed with cherubi. funny little fruit. also any little puppy pokemon... lillipup... rockruff.. etc etc. doggies <3  scrimblo bimblo (underrated/underappreciated fave) hau... why do ppl hate him... bc he is so so kindhearted and good? gladion is right there for all your mean rival needs leave hau alone :( roark also. i like his little mining hat it makes me think of club penguin // mothers and fuckers of the jury... chatot is actually the best gimmick pokemon bc he could say fuck. palkia also bc it feels like nearly everyone prefers dialga. trubbish too everyone bullies him and for what. he’s just a little garbage monster. come on. TYPE: NULL ALSO i love that guy

glup shitto (obscure fave, character that can appear in the background for 0.2 seconds and I won’t shut up about it for a week) that one buff guy you see in the lost tower (roughneck kirby) with a cleffa who i remember says something kinda sad after you beat him. also the pokemon center cafe barista bc of all the weird shit he says. // do people care abt oddish? idk but i like him. onion

poor little meow meow (“problematic”/unpopular/controversial/otherwise pathetic fave) blue. gladion. silver. the “mean” rivals basically LMAO. nanu too. also cyrus it’s okay that you want to restart the universe you are my poor little meow meow // drifloon!! feel free to kidnap children bro you’re cute so it’s okay <3. rotom also bc i know ppl thought the rotomdex was annoying but i loved them. that was my friend.

horse plinko (character I would torment for fun, for whatever reason) any evil team grunts // azurill. why do you look so sad in your art. it makes me want to kick your stupid giant tail

Plo sets up wolffe with mace the same way aunties with "handsome young nephews" do

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Someday, she will be your wife and your green place will be at the back of her thighs, the garden of it limned in the supple, sensitive nerves and lymph-channels that river over strong muscle tissue, red flesh taut with all her years as track champion.

For now, she is your rival, and when the gun goes off you run as though for fear or for dearness of your life — and in many ways the statement is factual — and for a glorious, singular moment the two of you are shoulder to shoulder, but your legs are an inch too short to overtake her, and she casts an easy, careless, devil’s grin your way before she amps her speed, as though saying, I was going easy on you the first hundred.

march into the sun echosmith this world doesn’t have to end, no grand finale, hands in our pockets we’ll march into the sun ; i’m a believer (guitar cover) stephen bennett 🎵 ; love you more racoon you look like you did before only prettier ; here comes the sun (guitar cover) acoustic guitar collective 🎵 ; don’t you worry, love oh honey light will always find its way into the cracks of the night ; fireflies (guitar cover) james bartholomew 🎵 ; sleepwalkin’ (daydreamin’ version) better oblivion community center another blissed-out fantasy where animals and objects talk to me