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Hunger and Filth

(you meet Liam while he's making Adidas Commercial, in 2025)

The studio was almost empty. The commercial shoot was done, the crew was wrapping up, and Liam had dragged you into some random side room, not caring about comfort, not caring about the mess. The lights were dim, the air still thick with cigarette smoke and cheap coffee. You had been starving for him all day. He was sweaty, hair a beautiful fucking mess, carrying that energy—like he knew exactly the effect he had on you.

When the door slammed shut, you pounced.

No grace. No patience. Your hands clumsily tugging at his shirt, your mouth crashing onto his neck like he was the only thing keeping you alive.

Liam let out a low, amused laugh, gripping your wrists firmly—but he didn’t pull away.

— "Easy, love. Gonna eat me alive, are ya?"

But you didn’t want easy. Didn’t want patience. You wanted him. Right now.

You fumbled again, your hands sliding down his toned stomach, yanking at his belt like your life depended on it. He spun you around effortlessly, pressing your back against the rough wall, his body flush against yours.

— "Shh, let me take care of it," he whispered, that gravelly voice vibrating against your skin.

His hands slid down, fingers hooking into your panties, pulling them down slowly—agonizingly slow, like he was unwrapping a precious gift. When the fabric pooled at your ankles, he dropped to his knees in front of you, eyes locked onto yours.

Liam lifted your leg over his shoulder like it was second nature.

— "Hold on to me, babe," he muttered, pressing soft kisses along the inside of your thigh, his stubble scratching your skin just right.

And then he devoured you.

His mouth was hot, his tongue moving with perfect, filthy precision, licking, sucking, tasting you like he wanted to drown in you. He knew exactly what he was doing—every swirl, every pressure point, every filthy flick of his tongue was intentional.

— "So fucking wet for me already, huh?" he mumbled against you, the words buzzing directly against your clit.

You trembled, fingers tangled in his messy hair, pulling him closer, losing yourself in every deep stroke of his tongue, every hungry suck that made your knees threaten to give out. And he didn’t stop. He got himself drenched in you, making a mess, groaning low like he couldn’t get enough of your taste.

When he felt you were on the edge, Liam stood up, his beard glistening, his dark eyes burning into you.

— "Need to feel this from the inside now."

He spun you around, bent you over, and slammed into you in one rough, perfect thrust, pulling a broken scream out of you as your hands slapped against the cold wall.

Liam fucked you hard, fast, without mercy. His words were dirty, dripping into your ear between panting breaths:

— "That’s it, love… stay wide open for me… look how bad you wanted this. Desperate little thing, attacking me like that… now take it."

The filthy sounds of skin slapping, your moans, his heavy breathing—they filled the room, thick and overwhelming. You weren’t in control anymore—he was. And he knew it. He pounded into you like he owned you, like he was claiming every inch of you, driving you to the edge, not stopping until you were both completely wrecked, until he spilled deep inside you, marking you like you belonged to him.

When he was done, he pulled you against his chest, both of you breathing hard, his lips pressing a soft kiss to your shoulder, his voice dropping into that lazy, satisfied tone:

— "Knew you liked getting all filthy with me."

Oasis 

Live ‘25 Reunion Tour

(9/1/2025) 

Metlife Stadium 

w/ Cage the Elephant 

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A Fairly Long Review of Oasis at MetLife Stadium, 9.1.2025

A Big Deal

It was the tour that even the largest skeptics/fans of the band figured would never happen. About 13 months ago, I caught a weird stirring in the Oasis camp and knew something was up. During my last vacation, I went to Colorado to see Portugal. The Man for a few dates. At a meet-and-greet, I came inches from asking frontman, John Gourley (Noted Oasis fanatic), whether he thought a reunion was in the works, but as I shook his hand in Vale, CO, all I could manage was, “Dude, omg, I’ve been … Fan so long… Thanks, ok, see ya. Have a good set.” 

I look back on that opportunity as more of a humorous story now. Possibly a wasted chance to have some fun conversation with an idol, but alas, it never happened. I retained hope, though! 

No Way!

Within two months, my theory became a solid reality as the Brit-pop icons announced a full-fledged tour with two dates near my neck of the woods, at MetLife Stadium. My wife and I have been together sixteen years, and with Oasis being a large part of our relationship generally, I didn’t really have to ask her to grab tickets. We were in! 

I nearly crapped my pants. I didn’t think that we were actually going for a while. Surely, Liam or Noel would talk shit on their brother and fellow bandmate, and so many people’s hopes for a reunion would be gone like a puff of smoke.  

A Mistake Which Still Haunts Me  

My friends are all sick of hearing this story, but the beauty of explaining it in an article is that I can tell my one interesting Oasis story to fresh eyeballs! Perhaps the irony of said story will get a laugh from someone needing one. 

The year was 2005, and just after graduation from high school, an interesting, inter-borough NYC event was announced for October 1st and 2nd. Dubbed ‘Across the Narrows,’ the event held various concerts throughout the City with a pretty good lineup at each location. For those who have ever fallen victim to making a deeply gut-wrenching decision, such as picking someone who has a schedule conflict with another favorite artist, this next part will strike a chord. 

Both the Pixies and Oasis were booked to headline wildly different locations at times that prevented attendance at both shows. We simply could not have seen both acts; they were too far from each other, and we’d never get there relying on the subway. We had the decision of a lifetime ahead of us, and we were only 18! Whatever were we to do?

Like any normal teenagers, we had a deeply over-analytical conversation about the politics of both bands and how this could affect our Across the Narrows experience. I’ll jump to the core arguments, to spare this from being a 4,000-word article.

Pixies:

They were just getting back together after a long hiatus. In addition, they were playing geographically closer to us, making the chance of missing them much lower than Oasis.

Oasis:

A historically more famous band than the Pixies, despite our preferences. The fame led us to believe there was less of a chance they would break up. We also assumed that if the Brothers were bothering to come across the Pond, we stood a good chance of catching them later in the year, or next. Also, the venue they were at was HUGE, so unlike the Pixies, where we were able to yell Frank Black’s words back to him, we’d need to fry in the sun for a while in order to get any sort of decent spots. I really have a hard time in the heat, so this only pushed my vote more staunchly in the direction of Kim Deal and Joey Santiago. 

SIDE NOTE - I’m not the biggest fan of drummer David Lovering, and it’s nothing personal. I just cannot trust a man who pursued Birthday Clowning and Magicianship as a serious job for numerous years following the band's breakup (Look it up, not kidding).

Day Of

It was quite a glorious day out. In NYC, you always take a chance when buying outdoor tickets to anything. We have weird weather sometimes. Not today, though. It was the kind of beautiful day that glues memories into your brain (EHEM). We knew the Oasis crew would have a good time, and that made us happy. The Pixies were an absolute delight and, in the moment, we regretted nothing. 

Over the next four years, I don’t believe the opportunity ever presented itself to us to go see Oasis again. I could be wrong; it was a long, long time ago. But these things happen, and normally you think nothing of them, until 4 years on from then, when we caught word the Brothers Gallagher had a fresh spat and dissolved the band in August of ‘09. 

FUCK! FUCK, IT ACTUALLY HAPPENED?! THESE PRICKS PULLED THE PLUG? 

…. Shit, there goes that dream. 

Melancholy Sets In

Everyone resigned themselves to never catching Oasis again. Everyone I knew who was a fan gave the opportunity of a reunion less than 0% odds, and I certainly agreed. The most humorous part is that following 2005-06, the Pixies went on a tear where you couldn’t miss them!!! I saw them numerous times from that date on, when the chances of that happening in ‘05 were very slim. OH, THE IRONY!!! 

I’ll skip 16 years of lamenting my decision, because I truly did. It was one of my life’s largest regrets, never catching Oasis live. 

And Just Like That

Reports of the reunion shows in the UK were extremely positive, with news from Cardiff saying the boys were, in fact, somehow, back. And the setlist wasn’t fucking around either. Liam said in Mexico (or was it at the Rose Bowl?) how grateful he was for the turnout because being a fan of the band must be really fucking hard, and they seemed genuinely apologetic for depriving us of the awesome time they knew they were capable of.

MetLife Stadium

September 1st, 2025, came and felt surreal. With fewer options, my wife sacked-up and drove us out to the venue in New Jersey. We got there very early, but it was extremely fortuitous. A wave of my walking cane left the over-tired parking attendants in a moment of having to make a decision, which they never like to do early. So, after waving us through to basically park wherever we wanted, we aimed for a spot that had easy access to the pop-up shop, which was to be present only in these wee hours, offering merch that you really couldn’t get elsewhere. 

With my walking issues, I was happy to ready myself for the Nine Inch Nails show I had tickets for the day after, zooting on my vape cartridge, while she made a mad dash for the store. Because of both her timing and awesomeness, I landed a reversible Oasis bucket hat and an official Adidas Oasis jumper top (that is so F****ng cozy). 

We forgot we had bought ADA-esque tickets, and the view was really quite good. MetLife Stadium actually hosts events nicely; I had never been, but the staff was mostly chill and quite helpful. There is one point of contention that occurred later, but it was my own fault, so we will get into that below.

Underway!

I forgot the name of the first band, but if ever did Oasis find a band that sounded like Oasis to open for them on this leg, it was these gents. I could look up their name, but if I leave that mystery to you, perhaps they gain a new fan when/if you decide to take a look.

The Oasis comparison to the openers is not a dig, necessarily, but by giving off any similarity to what we were there to see, I found myself ‘listening’ (but not listening) to them. They were good, tight, and seemed to have a fair amount of songs about getting fucked up in London. I’m sorry to say I don’t remember a note of what I heard. It is not their fault - As 1st act openers, you come, you play, and gratefully get lost in someone’s experience along the way. 

Cage The Elephant

Next up were apt openers and fellow band ‘containing brothers on guitar and vocals’, respectively, Cage the Elephant. Cage the Elephant has eluded me since, like, 2014. I don’t really know why. I’ve seen them a handful of times in those 11 years. My wife is a big fan and has always tried to introduce me to them, but to a resounding negative reaction that has waned in recent years. Truth be told, I don’t know what my beef was. It didn’t take too far into their set for me to finally ‘get it’ and resign myself to being a full-on convert. 

There’s really nothing not to like when I reflect on Cage the Elephant. We’ve got a good ol' catchy, twangy guitar over a solid rhythm section and a guy yelling about, ‘God DAMMIT, I am trying … I’m trying, ok?’ It’s not too far from Oasis’ topical lyrics with some southern rock (and typically a sweet fire show that they did not do here) added on top.

Listen, folks, you can always come back from being a hater. Your friends will make fun of you, but if your opinion has changed, well, shit, you have some time to catch up, and you'd do best to get listening, rather than considering the politics of what you enjoy or don't.

It was a really awesome performance from Cage the Elephant, and it’s just nice to see Matt Shultz (Singer) looking healthy and coming back to form once again. He had a rough few years in there, but he’s finally looking like he’s in a good spot again, and who doesn’t love to hear/see that? 

Oasis; It's Actually HAPPENING!!

Christ, it took all day for these fuckers to come on! Oh, wait, sorry - I’ve forgotten what time is, you’re good -

My Complete, Stupid Bad

Okay, let’s start with the most minimal kerfuffle one can have with Security - period, but that doesn’t mean it didn’t SUCK!

Again, it was my fault. I totally brought it on myself by not properly scouting the situation, but if you recall, I was sitting in ADA, and behind me was the wheelchair seating. Obviously, a guard is left for the folks in the wheelchair area at all shows, as they should be. What this meant for me is that not five seconds into Acquiesce, whilst thinking myself unseen from the previous drag taken from my vape cart, I received a friendly grab on my side from a man who just said, “Please don’t smoke.” It did not take a Rocket Scientist to realize this man was from Security, and he was only going to politely ask once.

He was right! My bad! I nodded a solid yes to him (because I wasn’t going to get kicked from this show, you kidding me?) and begrudgingly shoved my battery into the depths of my right pocket. He then proceeded to watch me like a hawk the rest of the night.

It was clear that one more puff meant I was gone, which, for an Oasis show, a band famous for a chorus that goes, “Where were you while we were getting high?” I had played this one poorly, for how I usually like to watch my live music.

Oh, well! 

It didn’t really make much of a difference. Music has that power to hit you in the dopamine just the same, and I was ready for a transcendental experience.

In case you’ve forgotten, 2025 has been a shitty year for a fuck-ton of people. I was no different, having lost my Dad in March and still cleaning up the literal and bureaucratic mess that awaits an only child in September with, seemingly, no end in sight for QUITE some time. We were nearly 6 months into trying to handle his affairs, and my impatience with the bullshit towards the matter was waning. 

During the Oasis set, I found myself with newfound appreciation for Cast No Shadow, thanks to Pops. Before he had a heart attack in a random condominium in South Carolina, I hadn’t talked with my Dad for six years. That fact is fine with me. He was a fine father when I was young. He went kind of a lot of crazy before he moved to a State he hated, only hitting me up occasionally for money, then really losing it before he died. It was better that we were estranged. No regrets there. At the same time, fucker was my dad, and while I was a kid, he was a good guy. He didn’t deserve the hand he got dealt. 

That hit hard during the chant of, “As they took his soul, they stole his pride.” The guy died with $156 in his bank account. He also made a complete mess of the place because life had driven him crazy. I think there’s a corollary one can draw here. They took his soul, and when that wasn’t enough, because it never is, when he’s on the ground, getting kicked and bleeding, you’re getting in shots, just to get them in, and that is where they also stole his pride. 

I hadn’t felt for the guy in years. Put up a facade and didn’t really care what happened in his corner, so long as he stayed in it. This man on stage, thirty years my Father’s junior, though, saw right through me in the second deck. He saw me and said, “I hear ya’ man. Sometimes they come in and take some. Sometimes they take it all. But, usually, they keep pickin’, vultures that they are.” And, for the first time, he helped me piece that together. Thank you, Oasis, and Liam. I won’t forget the experience soon.  

In addition, my best friend, while growing up, Rob, was the one who (somehow) was the larger Oasis fan between the two of us. We roomed in our first year of college, where I remember long nights of learning Oasis songs on guitar just to drunkenly yell the lyrics as loud as we could while everyone scurried to class. 

Rob and I became estranged for a number of reasons, just like my Dad and I. Rob also had a weird, undiagnosed (?) seizure disorder. A couple of years ago, he just upped and died in his sleep. I don’t have further details, but, yeah - The dude was 37, and now he - Wasn’t. 

I had bets on whether I’d cry or not during the show, with Oasis being such an emotionally moving batch of chaps and all. The odds were strongly in favor of crying. Only a few times did I find myself doing so, I’m happy to report. 

With some chips on my shoulders, I needed to get them wiped off. They were fucking my head up. There’s a line in Some Might Say where Liam talks about “Itchin’ in the kitchen once again.” This was a favorite of Rob’s. One he would belt extra hard if we were trying to look cool in front of people at parties. 

As a parting gift to him, I did the same, and for a second, we were 15 again, naively wondering what this weird British man was talking about.

In High School, Rob’s favorite debate to pose to unsuspecting people was, “Where were you while we were getting high?” He meant it philosophically, in the same way the song did - I know where I was and what I was doing and am okay with my actions in that timeframe - What were you up to?” 

There was a flash of a moment, where I was mouth agape at the big screens, where I could see more of what the Brothers did throughout the show, as Liam finished the outro to Champagne Supernova and did a finger-snap of some kind, right as the firework closing act let off into the sky. It was pretty easy to understand the symbolism present here, so I’ll just say my kudos to Rob and wish him well wherever he is. At least he gave me this to enjoy. 

I didn’t expect the emotional rollercoaster I experienced when seeing Oasis, but I guess I have been a fan for a good 25 years now, so you often forget the impact that something that has existed that long for you has. Emotional things aside, this was arguably one of the greatest rock shows of a crazy number of rock shows attended in my lifetime. I wish I’d had the money to follow them on this tour, but just the one performance was so tight, loud, and fear-assuaging, I’m happy sitting on my couch watching pictures of Liam wearing a giant sombrero on his head while playing a giant Mexican colosseum. I’ll definitely be around for every possible one the next time we get together, though, chaps! Stay brilliant.   

Thank you massively to those who have messaged me basically asking where am I/am I ok/ am I still alive during this pretty fucking crucial time.🤣 Yes! I am alive! And what a time to be alive!

I left Tumblr a while ago as things got a bit much for me. I might return to being more active, or I might not. But it's been wonderful checking back in here and seeing the explosion of interest in all things Oasis - and gcest!

What a week this has been! I'm still in disbelief. Every morning since the announcement was made, I wake up and the FIRST thought that crash lands into my head is Oasis is back! It's just incredible. Is anyone else feeling like a shipwreck of emotions this week? I've been anxious, stressed, excited, nervous, joyful, euphoric and really sleep deprived! lol I feel like I've been living in a dream.

It's mental here in the UK. It feels like the entire country is gripped with reunion fever. I never expected live updates from Sky News and the BBC, or international news headlines, or random people in coffee shops talking to each other about it.

Good luck to everyone going for tickets tomorrow!