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Gladly! The dad man is important to me. And so, we meetâŚ
Christopher âChrisâ Lewis Joseph, personification of Eastern Oregon/Nyo!Oregon
Credit to crikadelic, who will not be tagged in this post for reasons.
Physical Description
At 5â˛10, with dark brown hair, dark brown eyes, and a slightly olive skin tone, Chris is a very good looking man. Heâs got well trimmed facial hair that can be a bit scruffy and thin, but he maintains it well. Heâs well muscled from his work as a cattle rancher, and general farmwork. He is half Nez Perce (Nimiipuu) and half English, born in the area of present day Joseph, Oregon in 1806, and celebrates his birthday on February 14th.
Chrisâs face claim is model Julian Schratter. He has no voice claims at the moment.
Personality
Christopher and Beverly were cut from the same cloth in some respects. Controlling either of them is nearly impossible. Heâs a force of nature when he wants to be, stubborn and insistent and nearly impossible to be forced to do something he refuses to do. Heâs as free-spirited and wild as he wants to be.
At the same time, he shows a remarkable degree of caution and thoughtful behavior that his twin sister tends to lack. If not caught in an urgent situation or in his own whirlwind of passions, he approaches things with well-thought out responses and is a calm and collected and highly intelligent man. Heâs a great person to go to for advice.
Heâs also very attached to those he forms close relationships with, either as family or friends. Heâll always have his twin sisterâs back, and anyone who finds themselves in the position of being âadoptedâ as his child has just gained an ally and parental figure who will love them and defend them endlessly. Although, dispute it as he does, he does have a favorite child (Adam).
Sexuality and Gender
Behold, the one and only heterosexual cisgender OC Iâve made for my States. Chris is an incredible ally however, who openly supports all his friends and family.
Also, his type of women is as follows, so I promise you can trust him.
And he means it.
Religion
Chris has a personally styled fusion between Christianity and the indigenous religions he was raised around on the Columbian Plateau. He is not really big on explaining his faith as itâs a deeply personal and conflicting matter even for himself, so I donât have much more to say than that for him. However, one of his two most irreplaceable objects he owns is a copy of Henry Harmon Spaldingâs translation of the Book of Matthew into Nez Perce. Take from that what you will.
Employment
Chris has previously made his living as a farmer and for a brief while as a blacksmith, but nowadays, he owns a cattle range and is a full-time rancher, with a large range area in Central/Eastern Oregon. He also raises horses on the side, both as a secondary income and to continue traditions of horse breeding he was raised in with the Nez Perce.
Pets
Iâll try to keep this brief, but Chris has seven animals he considers close pets/his long lifespan has affected theirs, so Iâll divide it into sections.
Dogs
Zip and Lucky
Zip is Chrisâs working dog, a purebred blue heeler who knows how to move a cow herd as well as he knows that when Chris puts on dark and clean pants, heâs leaving the house for meetings (sadness) and when he puts on less nice âfarmâ pants, theyâre working stock that day (happiness!)
Lucky is based on Rincon, the dog owned by Chrisâs faceclaim. Lucky is a beloved pet mutt and gets to come with Chris and Zip to work cattle, although his main job is to sit and stay since he has zero Cow Sense.
Horses
Jackrabbit, Strawberry, Juniper, and Celilo
Is Chris a dog or cat person? Neither, heâs a horse person (followed by dogs).
Jackrabbit is Chrisâs horse heâs had the longest, serving as Chrisâs warhorse during his youth. Heâs one of the fastest horses any of the western states own, and heâs very selective about whoâs allowed to ride him (Christopher, Beverly, Adam, and Helen are the only people who can). Heâs a wild tempered buckskin Nez Perce Horse stallion.
Strawberry is a red roan Appaloosa that Chris has had nearly as long as heâs had Jackrabbit. Sheâs a gentle mare and very good with people.
Juniper is a Kiger Mustang mare, slightly more testy than Strawberry, and more prone to being spooked, but sheâs a good horse.
Celilo is a palomino American Quarter Horse gelding, bought to be a reliable pack-horse for Chris. Heâs as gentle as Strawberry and loves people.
Jackrabbits
Little Lady or âLadyâ
Once upon a time, Chris and Juniper accidentally spooked a mother jackrabbit into the claws of a hawk, and then nearly immediately found her babies. Chris raised the three kits and released them into the wild shortly afterwards, but Lady stuck around his house. She appears pretty reliably every year, and seems to have been affected by his long lifespan, so he gave her a name and treats her a bit more like a pet than anything else.
He loves to joke that Jackrabbit met an actual jackrabbit, and everyone around him glares at him.
Relationships with other States
Family first
Western Oregon/Oregon
Credit to crikadelic again.
Sometimes, your twin sister is a lumberjack lesbian (quite literally on both counts) with arms made of steel and one hell of a right hook. Also sheâs way more liberal than you, and politically you get dragged along with whatever she wants.
Ironically, once upon a time, Beverly wasnât the main personification of the Oregon Territory. It wasnât until American settlement picked up that the power of the state swung to her. Before then, Christopher held most of the power, but this was also when the Oregon Territory including all of Washington, Idaho, parts of Montana and Wyoming, and since Chris was entirely east of the Cascades, well, it made sense that he held the upper hand. Only later as the size of the land they represented shrank did power trade hands.
As independent as Beverly is, and as willing to tell her twin to fuck off, they have a very close relationship. They tell each other off, and sparks fly between them quite often, with Beverly usually being the one to storm off while Chris remains a wall of a human being. But theyâll quietly make up out of sight later, and then be right back to joking around and teasing each other.
And when it comes to advice, Beverly has no closer confidant than her twin, and often shows him the vulnerability that no one else sees. They trust each other implicitly, knowing that despite their differences, they wonât lead the other astray. No one could ask for a better twin sister.
Eastern Washington/Nyo!Washington
Credit to ME!Â
First off, heâs the one on the right, the one on the left is Idaho (weâll get to him in a bit).
Adam Landes-Bush is the original cause of a radiation of dad energy that seeps from Christopher at pretty much every moment of every day. After retrieving Adam from the Whitman Mission shortly after the Whitman Massacre, Chris basically said âMy weird looking white kid nowâ and ran with it.
He and Adam had to learn to live together fast with help from Helen, as Adam is mute, and Helen taught them both Plains Sign Talk. But Chris adored Adam and taught him how to shoot, hunt, ride, and accepted his limitations when he hit them. He did his best to give Adam a good life, even when it meant sending him away from impending war to live with Martha, who he barely knew then.
They remain close, sharing more culturally with each other and Idaho than they sometimes do with the western halves of their states. Chris was the first person Adam came out to, and the fact that Chris instantly accepted allowed him to embrace his identity as a gay man in a time that it was socially, at best, simply not talked about. Chris would and has killed to protect this boy, and would gladly do so again.
Western Washington/Washington
Credit to crikadelic
Martha, Adamâs younger sister, views Christopher as a father figure, and so, in turn, heâs a little nicer to her than he is to Beverly sometimes.
Christopher and Martha met at a crossroads in both their lives. Christopher had been involved in the Nez Perce War and come home feeling lost and alone. Beverly had taken off around the same time to run wild in the Southwest, leaving a still very young Martha to fend for herself and Clark, and now Adam. Martha was struggling to handle the load, and Christopher needed to find his place in this unfamiliar world, and fast.
They were able to cooperate quickly, Chris taking on the workload of the farm and helping with Clark, allowing Martha and Adam to start growing and learning the responsibilities they needed to run a state. And in exchange, Martha taught Chris how to read and write English, and helped him improve his skills in speaking the language.Â
To this day, they havenât forgotten this point in their lives, and tend to critique each other much more carefully than they critique the other halves of their states.
End of Family, onto other states
Idaho
Credit to crikadelic
Ah, Clark Ashley, who exists in the most interesting little place in Chrisâs mind. Heâs friends with this guy, almost a father figure, hell, helped raise the little twerp. At the same time, heâs made Adam cry before, so he could also wring his neck.Â
Clark and Chris have a very good and amiable relationship in general, and enjoy the otherâs company. Clark admires Chris a lot, and Chris views him like a much younger version of Beverly, carrying many of her same qualities of extreme stubbornness and rampant emotions, as much as Clark will say heâs nothing like her.
However, the root of Chrisâs constant problems with Clark relies mainly on one fact. Clarkâs internalized homophobia at himself that affects his and Adamâs relationship, which has swayed from deeply involved romance to barely tolerating being in the same room. When Clark and Adam get into spats with their push me, pull you, almost a relationship, Chris gets caught in the middle, and always takes Adamâs side in the fight. Heâs tried to even discourage them from pursuing each other at times to end the constant back and forth, but itâs never worked.
However, as Clarkâs started to accept himself in the 21st century, Chris has been the one person whoâs been able to reassure him that , yes, for some crazy reason, Adam still likes you, and Chris thinks that this time, for real, Clark is unlearning the toxic culture he absorbed. So, he wishes that crazy kid lots of luck.
Southern California/California
Credit to crikadelic
To say Roberto and Christopher are antagonistic would be the nicest way of putting it. Despite pretty much being of equal levels of importance to Beverly in her family, they cannot tolerate each other.
Roberto blamed Christopher for some of the worst of Beverlyâs behaviors in the 1870s and 1880s, and Christopher blamed Roberto for stifling Beverly so much that she hadnât been able to emotionally mature. Both arguments had some validity, and yet, a divide in opinions had begun.
Nowadays, Chris and Roberto are mainly antagonistic on pure principle. Chris represents a part of Oregon that is noticeably more red, and Roberto represents 55 blue electoral college votes. Chris has been considerably affected by Californication (large real estate development projects generally seen as similar to those in California), and Roberto sees him as very set in the past and unable to move forward.
Letâs just say Beverly has to work out the holiday seating arrangements very carefully.
Montana
Credit to crikadelic
Helen Rankin has been a friend since Chris met her when the Nez Perce went to trade with the Crow. She taught him sign, became an unofficial mother figure to Adam, and, much later on, officially involved with Christopher himself (they dated from 1898 to 1927).
Theyâre close friends and allies still. Helenâs as strong as a mountain in more ways than one, and one of the few people who can sway Chris when heâs a storm of emotions. She can be just as stubborn as him, and yet he admires her just as she is, and she feels the same about him. Sheâs saved his ass so many times, and heâs saved hers a few himself. If they needed the other there, theyâd be there in a heartbeat.
They also additionally have an âunofficialâ daughter to accompany their unofficial son in Adam. Iâve been developing a Missoula, Montana OC (Mariah Welch), and sheâs been heavily influenced by Chris over the years, and is about as damn close to him as Adam.Â
A quick note
Before I move on to my next section, I have been tinkering with my canon in the last several months, after a friend who had allowed me to entwine my Statetalia canon very heavily with theirs ghosted me, and this has affected this character significantly.
Christopher had been involved with their Nyo!Texas in the modern day, with Helen as his best friend. However, no longer comfortable with using this personâs OCs, I have yet to decide if Chris and Helen have, in the last few years, rekindled their relationship, or if my own Texas OC, who is a woman and in the earliest stages of development, is in a romantic relationship with him. This is going to take a long while to decide for personal reasons, and Iâm okay with that.
Other States-Brief Thoughts
Northern California/Nyo!California- Inexplicably, he likes Alejandra way more than Roberto. Probably because of their little side project for the independent state of Jefferson.
Kansas- Nowhere near as antagonistic as Beverly and Evelynâs relationship. He will agree with Evelyn to a certain point, but then he has to start defending his sister. Anyhow, sheâs cute.
Nebraska- Loganâs a decent guy to have a drink with, definitely would have been a good guy for Adam if Adam hadnât been so focused on Clark. IF he and Helen donât end up getting back together in canon, heâs lowkey pushing for Helen and Logan to get together.
New York- Literally irrelevant to him, why are you asking for an opinion on that jackass?
Texas- Absolutely one amazing, ass-kicking woman, with the gift of aim from the gods, a smoking hot body, and God, she could step on him frankly. (I reiterate, my Texas OC is in development and this is subject to change).
RANDOM FACTS
-Sniper man! Christopher has served as a sniper for several wars. The Nez Perce were noted marksmen during the Nez Perce War, and one of the USâs most noted snipers was from Eastern Oregon.Â
-Additionally, Christopher has always served in the US Marine Corps when heâs been fighting for the US.
-He originally was given the same last name as Beverly, Joseph-Astor. He dropped Astor following the Nez Perce War as an act of protest.
-Chris has two âpairedâ names from when I created his character. Beverlyâs middle name is Columbia, so Christopher and Columbia, after Christopher Columbus (something neither of them is very thrilled about nowadays), and his middle name of Lewis pairs with Idahoâs first name, Clark, in honor of that famous expedition.
-Has a knife that was from Lewis and Clarkâs Corps of Discovery as a trading item. Itâs his second most irreplaceable object.
Hey, @hellylottie, Beverly and Christopher heard there was a rumor about another Oregon celebrating her birthday today, and thought they might go have a fun conversation in Chinook Jargon with her.
â Roberto was really Cheloâs only family, from the moment he was entrusted to her care in 1783 to 1930, when her son Angelino (Baja California Sur) was born. When Baja California was given back to Mexico at the end of the Mexican-American war, she felt forced into isolation away from Roberto. It was an incredibly painful time for both of them.
â Chelo is pretty close to Victorio (@crikadelicâs New Mexico). Since Chelo raised Roberto (and did a damn good job of it), and Victorio ended up being a father figure for many of the western US states, they get along really well and that friendship is great for both of them. Victorio also definitely provides a better male role model for Angelino in some ways than his uncle Roberto.
Roberto
â Roberto never got to see his mother alive again after Spain took him away from his home in 1783. He sees her in the afterlife while heâs resurrecting sometimes, but thatâs basically it. He misses her a lot.
â Roberto loves that he, Alejandra (Nyo!California), and the California cites basically function as a family unit. It provides all of them with support when they need it, and theyâre all pretty close knit as a group. (Itâs the reason why no one outside of California (besides Chelo) knew San Francisco was trans until like the 1970s. They kept that information on lockdown and just let Francisca be Francisca.)
Beverly
â During the days of the wild west, Beverly went off to run around with Sam, Rosa, Victorio, and Lilakai in the southwest. Roberto rode out to meet them a few times, until there was a giant fight between him and Bev. When he didnât come back to check on her again after a good long while, Beverly was terrified she had just lost one of her brothers forever.Â
â Beverly speaks no French at all, while Charlotte, her girlfriend, is fluent. This has lead to Sam (who is also fluent in French) wishing brain bleach had been invented already because Charlotte loves to flirt and talk dirty in French to Bev, who doesnât understand what sheâs saying at all.
Christopher
â Chris has a large scar on his head, hidden under his hair, and it forms a sort of circle of scar tissue across his scalp. This scar came about from a death he experienced in the Nez Perce War. A soldier from the US army scalped him. He hasnât worn his hair long ever since.
â Chris raises horses. Kiger mustangs, but mainly Nez Perce horses. Itâs both a way of preserving his heritage and keeping a tight connection with his own personal past. If he ever gives you a horse born out of his herd, you mean a lot to him.
Alright, so yesterday, @macarici made this post where she challenged us to do a character study using astrology natal charts, for one of our favorite OCs.Â
So I decided to do one of my favorite boys, Christopher, because I love him a lot and heâs a sweet boy. And it devolved into extreme and severe confusion so fast I decided to make this post long under a read more and post a seperate short version. So, without further ado if you love reading my bullshit...
Alright, so, first thingâs first. Despite the fact Chris and Bev celebrate their birthdays on February 14th, and I count their official zodiac sign as Aquarius because of this, theyâre actually Leos.
âNow Jess, what the fuck do you mean by this?â I mean Iâve canonically wrote multiple times that they sprung into existence in the summer of 1806, so as of today, I picked August 2nd as their actual birthdays. But they celebrate the state birthday because theyâre made of dirt and time isnât real.
But I figured that would fuck up my results pretty good bc lemme tell you, it has before on other astrology things.
ANYHOW
I set his birthdate as August 2nd, 1997 (Chris and Bev are â22âł on their government records currently), and the time at 8:03 AM, location of âbirthâ in Joseph, Oregon.
And then, I skimmed through the results.
And applying this to a Chris context, at first Iâm mainlyÂ
Seriously, this really isnât sounding much like him.
BUT I MUST CONTINUE, so I decide to just pull out a list of things that DONâT sound like Chris, because Iâm doing this when I should really be in bed and frankly nothing makes sense anymore
AND THEN I REALIZED I FUCKED UP THE BIRTH YEAR (am I literally writing this post as I go so Rici has something fun to read in the morning? Yes)
Okay, so Iâm turning 21 next year and was like âthat means following the age thing, chris and bev would only be a year younger than me.â no u numbskull theyd be two years older than ur theyâre already 22
SO CHART RESUMBITED WITH THE SAME DATE SAVE THE YEAR BEING 1996, I tried again
And instead of CLEARING my confusion, mentally, this happened
jess voice: holy shit this looks less like chris even and im reading more in depth now abort mission abort
SO YEETING BACK TO THE YEAR OF 1997 APPARENTLY SORRY CHRIS IM DEAGING YOU AND BEV BOTH BY A YEAR BC THIS SOUNDS LIKE NEITHER OF YOU
so now im back in 1997, year before i was born, and looking at the chart for a fictional heterosexual dude whose actually an immortal dirt baby this is fun
SO i started removing stuff from Chrisâs moon sign results that was definitely not him
THINGS THAT ARE NOT CHRIS
-being rather lazy, the boy runs a cattle operation on rangeland for christsakes...
-causing big scenes when slighted, whether in private or not. chris is actually much much better than bev about holding his temper, and tends not to go overboard emotionwise. heâd rather cut you to the bone with a few effective sentences than scream at you for an hour.
-he lacks firmness and can be a sucker for a sob story. listen, thats only true with exactly one boy which is his son adam, and adams already the constant exception in everyoneâs lives.
-hard time setting and keeping goals. theres too much angst to explain this one but its not chris
-unstable friendships. with the exceptions of a brief period with helen after their breakup, and tensions with clark whenever he pissed off adam, this really isnt chris. hes pretty much a rock to depend on if youâre a friend of his
and then i realize âoh shit thatâs way less than i actually thought i was gonna removeâ and okay yeah yeeting back to 1997 was def the right choice. i will say im def twisting a solid half of whats left to make it apply to him but hey thats what this is all about, right?
so at least now im doing this emotion
its nearly 1 am almost nothing makes sense but maybe this does
anyhow, so then i move on to the final section (we hope) of this experiment
WHAT DOES CHRISTOPHER LEWIS JOSEPHâS MOON SIGN MEAN IN RELATION TO HIM?
im just gonna steal magicandlightâs bullet point method bc its nearly 1 am
so
Chris is
outgoing WITHIN his inner circle, and quite willing to make a fool of himself in front of those he trusts, but not strangers
he likes organizing things socially and just likes to oversee the going ons in his closest inner circle (adam, clark, helen, and bev)
strong sense of justice, both treating others fairly, as well as acting fairly himself.Â
courage in his convictions
pride can be a weakness
can be a bit brooding when he doesnt get the attention he wants (id say this mainly is in romantic endeavors when it comes to him)
needs to feel like he has a place to belong and emotional support from friends within those groups/communities
despises major life changes, and it can reflect in his relationships with others
little changes can also bother him and make him irriatable and stubborn (beverly can vouch for this, sheâs heavily on the recieving end of this one)
reality checks can be incredibly brutal when they hit
very perceptive to other peopleâs emotions
strategist
experiences emotions and feelings pretty intensely
So now itâs 1:11 AM or something around there, Iâve dropped a lot of time into this, and I hope iâve entertained the shit out of rici in the process when she reads this, and im going to write a shorter version post before i hit the hay so that maybe more people will see this
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An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works
IF YOU READ STATETALIA FANFIC, PLEASE READ THIS POST
Hello friends! As an avid writer of fanfic, I have a lot of shorter scenes that stand on their own. I often donât post these scenes. Theyâre short and small, and as their own works, theyâre hardly substantial. But as I got into writing with APH States, the fandom here is so small I figured I should be posting these.
THEREFORE, I decided to start posting them as a collection, to provide content to others while not inflating my number of works with short scenes. Each chapter is treated as itâs own story, and Chapter One provides an Index for all following chapters.
Feel free to selectively read for your favorite states, and check back in for new works! This collection will always be a work in progress as my friends inspire me and I write new scenes. Expect to see a lot more states than I started with in the near future.
Now, letâs begin this summaryâŚ
Chapter One
Index
Chapter Two
Prohibition
California runs rum, and Oregon splits the profits of her speakeasy with him.
Scene featuring Oregon and California, set during Prohibition.
Chapter Three
A unsent letter from California to Texas, circa 1882.
Mentions of Oregon.
Chapter Four
After twenty five years, Rosa returns a knife to Christopher.
Featuring Nyo Texas, Nyo Oregon, and Oregon. Mentions of Texas, Arizona, New Mexico, California, and Washington State.
Chapter Five
how dare you
Marco and Jan Kees have a one sided argument over pizza.
Featuring Florida and New York.
Relationship: Florida/New York (FloNY)
An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works
Summary: Wait
There's no mountain too great
Hear these words and have faith
Whoa whoa whoa-oh
Have faith
~Rafiki, He Lives In You (Reprise), The Lion King
Christopher goes to reconnect with the land that is as much as part of him as he is of it.