#nyarly

A person in a discord server made this in an event where you were supposed to draw Nyarlathotep. This is how it turned out. I call him Nyarlathoderp.

(MJ belongs to @sleepy-heads-blog)

Sam is in the kitchen, cooking something, Max comes in.

Max: Hey Sam, can I help?

Sam: Max, do you remember what happened the last time you tried to cook?

Max: I almost burned the house down?

Sam: Yeah, so I think it would be best if I took care of cooking dinner little buddy, I love you, but I want this dinner to be perfect for Sammunmak.

Max: Oh yeah, that's right, he's returning from that four-month trip to Egypt for university!

Sam: Yep, it's great that the history course he took at Conveniently Close to Sam and Max's House University got him to return to his homeland!

Max: I wonder what he's been up to?

Sam: Well I guess we'll have to ask him when he gets here.

Meanwhile, in the living room, MJ and John were watching Geek play Resident Evil 4.

John: What are you going to do, go for the Broken Butterfly, or wait for a killer7?

MJ: Go for the killer7, it's cool.

Geek: Nah, I'll just wait to get the free one, I'll just buy some shotgun upgrades.

The doorbell then rang, MJ got up to open the door to see who it was. It was Sean and Nyarly with a container with cake in it.

MJ: Uncle Sean, Uncle Nyarly!

MJ proceeded to jump onto Nyarly and give him a hug.

Nyarly: There's my favorite nephew! How's it going?

MJ: Good! I'm trying to get over my automatonophobia, but it's not going so well....

Nyarly: Well it's good you're trying to! Don't worry MJ, I'm sure you'll get it eventually.

MJ: Thanks Uncle Nyarly...

Sean: We brought some cake Nyarly baked today for this. I tried a bit, it's really good. I'll just put it here in the kitchen and we'll wait for the guest of honor.

Sean, Nyarly and MJ go to where John and Geek are.

Sean: Hey John, hey Geek.

Geek: Hey Uncle Sean and Uncle Nyarly.

John: Yeah, hey.

Sean: What's this, RE4?

Geek: Yeah.

Sean: Red9?

Geek: No, I'm going with the Blacktail.

Sean: But the Red9's better.

Sean and Geek proceed to argue over which gun is over for the next few minutes. The door then rang again, and Sam, who just finished dinner, turning off everything, went over to go open the door. When he opened it, he saw a white lagomorph wearing a white t-shirt, blue jeans, a scarf, and some goggles on his head. On his face, there were various Egyptian tattoos. It was Sammunmak.

Sammunmak: Hey dad.

Sam: Hey son.

Sammunmak went over and gave him a big hug.

Sammunmak: I missed you and everyone else, it's good to be home.

Sammunmak let go of Sam.

Sam: So, how was Egypt?

Sammunmak: Egypt was great! I got to explore tombs and other places, and I got a boyfriend while I was there...

Sam: Boyfriend?

Sammunmak: Oh yeah, I started dating with someone I met, he's actually going to live with us from now on, he's getting our stuff out of the taxi right now.

A tall black furred jackal wearing a black t-shirt and black pants walked up to the front door, holding some suitcases. Most notable was his lack of pupils, his eyes were pure white.

Sammunmak: Dad, this is my boyfriend, Anubis, the Egyptian god of mummification.

Anubis: Hello, you must be Sam, Lord Sammunmak has told me all about you.

Sammunmak: Anubis, sweetie, you can just call me Sammunmak, I haven't been pharaoh in ages, you know that.

Anubis: Of course, I forgot, sorry.

Sam: Nice to meet you!

Sam shook Anubis's hand, and went back in.

Anubis: I figured they would have been more weirded out by the fact that you, a mortal, have been dating a god like myself.

Sammunmak: My family's used to this kind of stuff. Just wait until you meet my uncles.

The two enter the house and head over to the living room, where Sean and Geek were still bickering. John had picked up the controller, and MJ was watching him play.

Sean: Yeah, but the Red9 is more powerful, so it's better!

Geek: Yeah, but the accuracy sucks, you have to buy a stock to even get it to hit the broad side of a barn!

The two then saw Sammunmak coming towards them.

Geek: There's my brother! How's it been?

Sammunmak: Good. Hey Uncle Sean.

Sean: Hey Sammunmak, who's the jackal?

Sammunmak: Oh, he's my boyfriend. Anubis, this is my sister, Geek, my brother John, my other brother MJ, and my Uncle Sean.

Anubis: It's a pleasure to meet you all.

Sean: Yeah, sure it is. Now, I've heard that name before....

Nyarly proceeds to come into the living room.

Nyarly: Dinner's almost ready. Oh, hey Sammunmak, why's Anubis here?

Sammunmak: Hey Uncle Nyarly, he's my boyfriend.

Nyarly: It's a surprise to see Set's son here.

Anubis: You knew my father?

Sean: Oh yeah, we did! It was on a case of ours, we had to stop him from being summoned into this world, and we couldn't stop it in time, so we just flung him onto a satellite, I got that idea from a book I read, and we're pretty sure he's off in the cold depths of space now.

Anubis: Thank you very much for doing that.

Max: DINNER'S READY COME ON OVER!

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