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lol just for fun:

ExFJs lie to keep up appearances.

At this point, they probably don’t know how to tellthe truth. I mean, after 6 years, 4 holiday parties, and 1 best friend giftexchange—it would just be a dick move for them to tell their neighbor: ‘’Hey, I reallyhate your guts…..you’re dead to me Allen.” Even if that /is/ their honest opinion of Allen, it’s better to subtly drop hints through passive agressive facebook posts than to just throw it all out there in the open. 

 ExTJs lie because the truth doesn’t always make sense.  

Occam’s Razor is a wonderful thing– it’s how ExTJs live their lives. It’s how they got through the Great Pond Draining Incident of 2015. “It’s the drought,” they’d say, watching the sheets of rain pound against their windows.“Just the drought.” They didn’t notice the man who came nightly, covered from head to toe in kitchen sponges. They didn’t notice him submerging himself in the pond and stealing every last drop of water. “It has to be the drought!” they would cry.

 ENxPs lie because the truth is boring.

They don’t lie, they embellish. Thank god for that too. You’d probably get sick of hearing the absolutely iconic ‘’Johnny fell into the punch bowl story” if you knew that there wasn’t actually a punch bowl and Johnny just fell over because he’s clumsy as hell. 

ESxPs lie because they’re good at it.

Look, if you’ve got a natural talent, you might aswell milk it to the last drop– no matter how much everyone else startsresenting you for it. That’s what it says in the bible right? Or maybe I’m thinkingabout the creators of Frozen, either way it’s a great philosophy and a guaranteedway to have a good time! 

IxFPs don’t lie unless they’ve been lying to themselves.

Or they’re really really mad at you and they really really wantyou to go away. 

IxTPs lie because…..ummmmm define lying.

Is it lying if I tell Ricky that I’m giving him sugar cubesfor no reason, even though I do have a reason for giving him sugar cubes? Is itlying if Ricky is big and strong, and I want to instill afavorable response in him every time I introduce myself? Is it lyingif I pretend to have 3 twin siblings so that I can introduce myself to Rickyfour times a day and hence speed up the whole, get Ricky on my side process? Isclassically conditioning people lying?? Was Pavlov lying? Are you saying that oneof the most influential psychologists of all time was lying? Is it lying if–

INxJs don’t lie, okay???

And I think we’d all be able to see that if we could just open our eyes and let all that universal truth flood into us through our eyeholes. Carl Jung was right about everything. I phoned up my good friend The Collective Unconscious the other day and it told me, it said: “Dude, did you know INxJs never ever never lie, like never ever”. And if that’s not the truth, idk what is. 

ISxJs lie because sometimes, they don’t know what to do with the truth.