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here is one just for you my friend

how would you describe hannibal to someone interested in watching the show?

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favorite episode and why?

also answered <3

unpopular opinion you have about the show?

Headcanon A:  realistic

Gilfoyle grew up in a conservative religious family. (I veer between Catholic and ultra-orthodox Jewish)

Headcanon B: while it may not be realistic it is hilarious

Gilf has a “dirty talk in foreign languages” kink

(look, Dinesh speaks Urdu, the actress who plays Tara is fluent in Russian, Jared speaks German in his sleep...)

Headcanon C: heart-crushing and awful, but fun to inflict on friends

Gilfoyle doesn’t actually want an open relationship - with the possible exception of banging Dinesh and/or Jared - but he agreed when Tara suggested it because he was so scared that if he said no she’d leave and he’d lose the one good thing in his life.

Headcanon D: unrealistic, but I will disregard canon about it because I reject canon reality and substitute my own

Okay fanon Gilf is way better than canon Gilf...

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I have this friend from my Christian college and he’s like the semi-official rap god (like it’s a TRADITION that he raps at dances) and EVERY DAMN TIME I SEE THIS GUY, I THINK OF THIS VIDEO

I went to the Renaissance Faire this weekend with...

You look absolutely stunning!

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Hannibal was leaning over a sizable bowl of ice cream when Will came in.  He was staring at it with enough intent that if it wasn’t entirely ridiculous Will would think the damn thing’d explode.

“Offended by the ratio of pink to white on that Neapolitan?”

Hannibal blinked up at him, lips pinched together in that cute way they do.  Will nodded to the ice cream bowl.  “Indulging?”

“Ah, yes.”  Hannibal slipped back into that confident stature he usually wears in the kitchen.  “I was just trying to put a finishing touch on this.”

“Oh?”  No chocolate syrup or caramel present.  Will almost didn’t want to ask.  “By staring it down?”

“Not quite.  You see,” A pause.  Every line of Will’s body snapped toward him.  “I...when I was in Paris, after.” After-what he didn’t have to say, “I discovered something very interesting about the taste of ice cream.”

“What did you discover?”  Closer to Hannibal now, Will could watch the pulse of his pupils.  Taste his breath on his tongue.

o_o When was this sent? Good lord had to been last week when I was sick as fuck. XD