Okay - so as per the slightest majority vote of that little wav poll, I tried my best at some vocal / emphatic buildups! Realllly difficult because I just want to gasp instead 😅 And it made me especially light-headed because I had less control over my breathing lol

To those who also wanted big sneezes, I guess this counts! Chhinkni always makes me want to scream them out 😮‍💨✨

(Brief little noseblow in the middle of the wav too!)

Recorded this very quickly yesterday when the house was empty. I don't think I've ever done a wav with denial in it before? I've definitely done "I'm gonna sneeze" but not the opposite!

Anyway, standard chhinkni + bobby pin inducing; letting out big, wet sneezes after talking my way through buildups telling you how much I don't need to sneeze, how my nose doesn't tickle, how I'm not gonna sneeze again, and how I'm definitely done now etc (spoiler: I absolutely am going to sneeze again. And again 😇)

Noseblows from 02:27 - 02:37

Hey guys - had a tiny window of an empty house to tickle my nose and decided to record some sneezes ✨ I thought I would try and make them sound like a stereotypical 'achoo' sound - harder than I thought it would be! Though I think I got the hand of it about halfway through 😤 Lots of hitching, as usual!

I've been home alone this week which has been great in part, but also having been sad I didn't have motivation to do much of anything. However!! I did get the urge yesterday to try out my fresh chhinkni and decided to revel in the fact that nobody could hear me really letting these sneezes go 🤧

They started out a little slow but after blowing my nose halfway through the tickle was insaaane!! 😵‍💫 I can't remember ever having sneezed that violently so many times in a row before! My throat is still a little sore from screaming them out but they felt amazing💫

Felt like sneezing and tried to say "I'm gonna sneeze", but I failed to say it all the way through even once! 😩 When the sneeze is coming on and my breath starts hitching I just can't help it

Many varied sneezes but a lot of powerful half-stifles in this one. Let out a HUGE sneeze at 01:22, which nearly jump-scared me listening to the wav back 😅

Okay, so since Sunday evening my neck and shoulders have been in agony (no idea what I managed to do) - thankfully today I feel as if they're finally on the mend 😭

The pain was so bad yesterday, though, that I caved and decided to take some ibuprofen. Every couple of years I do this, wondering if I was just imagining the allergic reaction NSAIDs give me, and EVERY TIME I have a full-blown reaction. I am *finally* accepting this as a legitimate allergy. It did help with the pain for a short while, at least 😅

I sneezed 67 times yesterday before I took an antihistamine - mostly because my eyes were SO puffy and itchy and bloodshot, it was driving me insaaaane. Broke my daily sneeze record since I started in 2023 by a landslide haha (prev record is 50 in a day!)

A request from a lovely individual - I need to sneeze due to cooking something spicy, so you cover my sneezes for me with a tea towel (or dish cloth for non-brits 😉)

I try my best to hold back and stifle my sneezes before they really start up, begging you to help me out, then sneeze over and over into the fabric in your hand. I'm so desperate and my breath is hitching almost nonstop, but I still try to speak and let you know how much my nose tickles. When I'm finished, you hold the fabric for me to blow my nose into. You're so very helpful 💕

Okayyy, so here is another attempt at sneezing whilst reading (or reading whilst sneezing??) following on from this wav!

I managed to keep reading for a little bit longer this time, but before I could get going I ended up sneezing from a persistent enough tickle that I couldn't even get a word out! By the end of these wavs I was completely stuffed up and a couple of sneezes had been quite messy. You can probably imagine from how much I'm sniffling 🤧