#nsdr

Mfw your talking to your boss and he flies off to space to have an interdimensional zoom call with his boss (quote by @master-of-blogging)

Some of these will surprise you. I applied the same rules to everyone.

1. Charles Leclerc - 10

What a drive. What. A. Drive.

2. Max Verstappen - 8.8

I know everyone was rightfully impressed by Max's drive, but I will explain where he lost some points to Charles. Mainly it was the tire saving bonus (which yes, Max didn't have to do since he was in front) but also he made an extra mistake in quali that lost him another 3 tenths. Hey, rules are rules if it was up to me Max would get a 10 every race.

3. Fernando Alonso - 8.6

The second Unluckiest driver in the f*cking world

4. Carlos Sainz - 8.2

5. Isack Hadjar - 8.1

6. George Russell - 7.4

7. Gabriel Bortoleto - 7.4

If you were like me and didn't follow Gabi's race very closely you probably missed that he also lost everything during the safety cars. He beat Hulk in both quali and race pace and made essentially no mistakes.

8. Oscar Piastri - 7.2

9. Lando Norris - 7.1

10. Alexander Albon - 6.6

11. Pierre Gasly - 6.5

12. Kimi Antonelli - 4.3

13. Nico Hulkenberg - 4.2

14. Oliver Bearman - 4

15. Lance Stroll - 3.8

16. Esteban Ocon - 3.7

17. Lewis Hamilton - 2.6

Believe it or not, I applied the same rules for everyone. Don't let the Ferrari PR machine fool you.

18. Yuki Tsunoda - 1.2

Same case with Yuki. BUt hE wEnT fRoM p20 To p10. He did absolutely NOTHING is what he did and the score proves it.

19. Liam Lawson - 0.3

Why is he even here at this point? I understand why this is happening but 😬

20. Franco Colapinto - 0

I--- it's his first race, I'll let it pass.

Current standings under the cut (it's getting pretty steady at the top)

Leon: Is the bike like stuck with him in the jail cell?

Mondo:.....Yeah,Leon  it is.He has a personal jail cell with a big ass motorcycle in it

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Akane:*driving*

Leon:*Rolls down window* WASSUP GRANDMAS

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Leon&Souda:*Playing Roblox*

Leon:*Aruging with a ten year old* ...Know your place.I am VIP

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Hajime:*Complaining*

Leon:..So your saying you burned your hand to prove a point?

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Leon:*Puts a hand on Souda* It’s ok...I think we are  all simps deep down inside of us for Sonia

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Leon:*watching Mondo talk about a band*WHAT IS A FOO FIGHTER?

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Yasuhiro:*On FaceTime* I have to show you this

Leon: I am in my straight era.ALSO CHARGE UR PHONE HIRO

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Makoto:*Smirking* Are you simping for Sayaka?

Leon:No,I am not.I am worrying for our safety.Did you see what she can do with a knife??

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Taka:*Quietly minding his business*Playing animal crossing*

Leon:*scared*OH MY GOD I HEAR ANIMAL CROSSING NOISES

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Leon:*Helping Souda with math*

Souda:*Asked a really stupid question*

Leon:Sometimes,just sometimes I feel like your five minutes behind me

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Leon:*Sees his mom texted him his full name*Fuck.It’s Friday the 13th isn't it??

Mondo:...Bro what?

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Leon:*Watching Kaede,Angie,and Sayaka paint*

Angie:*Sick of his shit* What do you want Leon?

Leon:You guys aren't Michelangelo 

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Peko:*Talking about a guy in her class*

Leon:*Not knowing who she was talking about*Oh no honey.He’s ugly yes, but not a bad person

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Leon:*Referring to Mondo*He was 13 when I met him.He’s still a little shit 

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Sayaka:*Talking about a childhood memory she had  with Makoto*

Leon: Coming from someone who almost choked on a motor engine once I am not surprised