#npf chat

Jack: Hey, you know what sucks?

Lindsey: vacuums

Fifthfiend: contacts are pretty bullshit

Fifthfiend: like

Fifthfiend: you're not designed to put shit into your eye

Fifthfiend: everything about you is designed to not do that

Fifthfiend: they have lids

Fifthfiend: that just autoclose

Fifthfiend: without your brain even getting involved

Fifthfiend: because shit aint supposed to be on them

Fifthfiend: glasses fuckin own

iSteve: Smarty_Mcbarrelp logs into the Chat.

Smarty_Mcbarrelp: boosh

Smarty_Mcbarrelp: man fifth wears glasses

Fifthfiend: nobody should ever think I'm not saying that

Fifthfiend: never think I'm not saying that

Fifthfiend: WHICHEVER

01d55: I think you want to keep closer track of your negations there

01d55: Damn man you're two steps ahead of me

Fifthfiend: you gotta get up pretty early in the morning to not fail to un-get one un-over on me not else

Fifthfiend: on opposite day

Liz: GET OUT

Fifthfiend: well okay if you're gonna be mean about it

Fifthfiend: he is the lucas of metroid

Fifthfiend: probably somewhere there's a genndy tartakovsky of metroid who will take like, other m

Fifthfiend: and somehow make it own

Fifthfiend: and then that guy will flip a shit

Fifthfiend: and make a shitty cgi hackjob of metroid-genndy's work

Fifthfiend: maybe nintendo power super metroid comic guy is the genndy

Fifthfiend: and other m is the shitty cgi hackjob

Fifthfiend: could be idk

01d55: General Grevious' arc holds together if you jump from the last episode of clone wars to episode 3. When Mace Windu force-crushed his chest it shattered the illusion of invincibility that was the keystone of his Jedi killing strategy.

01d55: Like, his whole thing was to psyche out Jedi before he fought them: Convince a Jedi that he's about to be beaten, and you have already beaten him.

Fifthfiend: man you just have that in like

Fifthfiend: a copy paste file

Fifthfiend: ready to go

Fifthfiend: as soon as the clone wars cartoon comes up

Fifthfiend: don't you

Krylo: Does anyone dispute that?

Krylo: also, did that happen in the CGI one?

Krylo: I adamantly refused to watch the CGI one

Krylo: because like, the padawan Lucas based on his daughter fought Grievous to a standstill

Fifthfiend: I think in the cgi one greivous is just shit the whole time

Krylo: and fuck that

01d55: Wait the CGI hackjob isn't episode 3?

01d55: There was like some other Clone Wars cartoon that's CGI and terrible?

Fifthfiend: haha

Fifthfiend: yup

Fifthfiend: there totaly is

Fifthfiend: fuck

(Polar_Squirrel): also Princess Maker is still pretty great

(Polar_Squirrel): I played the SNES one entirely in Japanese. I think my daughter wound up working in the sleazy bar

Krylo: Mine killed the king of the underworld and took over hell

Krylo is the best father

Marc_v4.0: At least until a random Anime defeated her with the power of Friendship

Krylo: The goddess who gave her to me gave me the stink eye =|

Krylo: I was like, what man, you wanted great I gave you a new hell king, I don't see the problem

(Polar_Squirrel): yeah that's the best ending

(Polar_Squirrel): actually my favourite thing about that ending is where the goddess doesn't really know what to make of it

Krylo: maybe

(Polar_Squirrel): like with all the other bad karma endings

Krylo: if someone beats her with the power of friendship

(Polar_Squirrel): she's pretty much "fuck you"

Krylo: the goddess will hop off my dick

(Polar_Squirrel): but in the hell king ending she's all

(Polar_Squirrel): "huh.... um.... well....."

(Polar_Squirrel): like she still seems pissed, but she's not really sure what to make of it

Krylo: Yeah

(Polar_Squirrel): I mean, how can you say I did a bad job

(Polar_Squirrel): when she fucking

(Polar_Squirrel): went out into the desert alone

Krylo: She's a god now

(Polar_Squirrel): and defeating motherfucking Satan

Krylo: That too

Marc_v4.0: She's pissed, but would YOU mouth off to the Father of the new Hell King?

(Polar_Squirrel): in personal combat

Krylo: I might if I were a god.

Krylo: Or if I didn't think they got along

(Polar_Squirrel): I dunno though, 'cause he defeated the same dude before the start of the game

Krylo: but he couldn't kill him

Krylo: I think that's one of my favorite parts of the hell queen ending