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I am So Sad, So Very Very Sad. Please Give Me an Oscar by Casey Affleck

  Here’s the thing, okay? I am tired of being Ben Affleck’s brother, I am my own person. I am Casey Affleck, damnit, and I am so sad. So sad, in fact, that I think I deserve an Oscar. So, Academy, this is me asking politely, for an Oscar. Please.   You may be asking yourself, “but why do you deserve an Oscar?” Well first of all, um, I am white? I thought that was pretty obvious. I saw this…